Special Comment By Teh Keith Tonight

[filkertom]

Hang on to your hats -- it's about Hillary Clinton.

ETA: Transcript. I'll post video when it's available.

Comments

[palenoue.livejournal.com]

I thought the first clue was overuse of CAPITAL letters.

Never ready ANYTHING with semi-random capital LETTERS that had anything worth LISTENING to.

[palenoue.livejournal.com]

Where did that "y" come from? I know I typed in "read" without a y. Is there a surplus of "y" in today's Live Journal? If so, I'll take a dozen to go.

[mstrhypno.livejournal.com]

Oh, excuse the heck out of me. I'm just not very good at doing html when rushed. My sincere apologies, you formatting cop, you! lol

[palenoue.livejournal.com]

Dum-da-dum-dum: I'm Cambridge Smyth, Sergeant of the Formatting Police, working for the Pontificate Department. It's my job to stop rants from becoming incoherent. Dum-da-dum-dum-duuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!

I was looking for a lead on the crazy kook who was adding 'y' to the end of words in forum postings, when I got a call from the chief about a possible 4-23: unnecessary capitalization. The perp already used the phrase "Get a clue" and I was assigned to stop him before the word "sheeple" started appearing. I didn't have much time, so I turned on the siren and raced to the scene of the diatribe.

[mstrhypno.livejournal.com]

And you didn't bust the person who started this thread for his use of "teh" as opposed to "the?!"

The Internal Affairs Division shall undoubtedly want to have a few moments of your time, Officer... lol!

At least You didn't try to bust me for a 902... check your Stan Freeburg Manual on that one.... it's under "Dragonnet..." I believe, although I may have erred in my spelling, however, I have a medical excuse for that. I suffer from typochondria.

Dum-da-dumdum - DAAAAAAH!

The names in this posting have not been changed - mainly because I don't care whether I protect the innocent in this case or not... as if there are any innocent people posting in Tom's LJ blog...!