April Fool's Day

[filkertom]

Not awake enough to make joke. Must get caffeine. You make joke. Be funny. Funny good.

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[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

"We're here for the davenport."


- W. Mizner

(old 19-teens practical joke)

[ericcoleman]

A man walked up to me in the street the other day and said he hadn't had a bite in a week, so I bought him lunch.

[maiac.livejournal.com]

There's lots of interesting news in Firefox News today, including a report of a remake of Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Also, Apple has announced a new product.

[salexa.livejournal.com]

Once I had enough caffeine to figure it out, going to www.questionablecontent.net was funny.

[redaxe.livejournal.com]

Also xkcd and at least one other.

[dornbeast.livejournal.com]

Steve Jackson Games did something similar, if a bit more subtle, with the help of Atlas Games and Ronin Arts.

[lordavon.livejournal.com]

I played a trick on my co-workers and removed all the plastic carpet-protectors that are under chairs -- while I had a day off.

They are trying to figure out how I did it without being here.

(I had a co-worker stay late yesterday to move them)

[sdelmonte]

Gmail announces Custom Time!

I used it to warn FDR about Hitler early. Unfortunately, he has a good spam blocker.

[catsittingstill.livejournal.com]

Okay--how does an evangelical fundamentalist admit he was mistaken?

He changes the subject.

(It's funnier in context, I guess.)

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

When's the best time to buy a chicken?










[wait for it]










When it's going CHEEP!
(stolen from a Xmas Xracker)

[dornbeast.livejournal.com]

And the best way to remember your dentist's appointment is to make it for half past two.

Tooth hurty.

[starmalachite.livejournal.com]

Jack Sparrow Meets the Arrogant Worms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvs9ctCen2E).

[lukeski.livejournal.com]

There were these two guys... wait, I messed it up...

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

It could happen!

[jss]

It could?? On what planet?

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one would've seen it.

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

When he's leaving one bar to go to another because his credit ran out in the first one.

[palenoue.livejournal.com]

And then the frog says...

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[jss]

I'm a frayed knot.

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

I would say that you win, but it's a tie.

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

George W. Bush is doing a goodwill tour of Iraq.

He walks into a roadside café to meet with Laura and Laura asks "How was your day, dear?"

"Oh, it was fantastic, Laura!" says George, "I was walking through the marketplace and a local herdsman offered me a complimentary ride on his prize male camel through the town. It was lots of fun!"

Laura says "That's nice, dear, but how do you know it was a male camel?"

George says "Because everywhere I went people kept saying 'Wow! Look at the prick on that camel!'"

[darrenzieger.livejournal.com]

From my son, Dorian, age 5 (who is a little unclear on the concept):

Dorian: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Dorian: Banana.

Me: Banana who?

Dorian: Uh...monkey!

[jss]

Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?

... and it's just so mean to do this one off of Josh's.... which won't stop me

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

My favorite lately:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
That's right! AVADA KEDAVRA!

(the joke is, jss1113 has not read HP)

Re: ... and it's just so mean to do this one off of Josh's.... which won't stop me

[jss]

First reply:
And I haven't even touched HP since I left Motorola in 2000!
(the joke is, I don't mean the books, I mean the vendor's equipment)

Second reply:
I'm gonna kill you for that joke.
(I know perfectly well what that curse is, despite never having read any of the series.)

[ashkitty.livejournal.com]

We're out of coffee.

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

Don't EVEN joke about a thing like that!

[dornbeast.livejournal.com]

What does Cthulhu call a Republican, a Democrat, and a Libertarian?

Lunch.

What does Cthulhu call a Catholic priest and a nun?

Sunday brunch.

What does Cthulhu call a vegetarian?

Salad.

(I'm told it's all in the delivery.)

[thatcrazycajun.livejournal.com]

This just in: George Lucas has just held a press conference to announce he is issuing a formal apology to Star Wars fans the world over for the utter lameness of the "Prequel Trilogy," and will begin work immediately on remaking Parts I-III with a better cast and reworked scripts. And he has promised that neither Hayden Christensen nor Jar Jar Binks will be in any way involved in the remakes.

APRIL FOOL!