Three Out Of Four Ain't Bad
May. 16th, 2008 09:51 amWhat hero would you really want to be? I've always envisioned a character called Blue Streak, a martial artist with flight and a little extra speed. Made him into a girl for the Hero League notes in The Last Hero On Earth. Almost twenty years since I had the physique for it....
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Date: 2008-05-16 01:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-16 02:02 pm (UTC)Someone running naked in cold winter climates?
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Date: 2008-05-18 07:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-16 02:05 pm (UTC)and I've never really wanted to be a hero.
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Date: 2008-05-16 02:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-16 02:25 pm (UTC)As to what superhero, well, hm, lemmie think... Oh, that's right, I'm a supervillain! Next question?
(Actually, Solarbird was originally a Champions character with, as allowed under the rules, massive physical wings as a permanent part of her biological body and a secret identity, under the justification "very good tailor." ^_^ )
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Date: 2008-05-16 02:50 pm (UTC)I have the physique of a superhero... Bouncing Boy. /rimshot
Oh and furthermore... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Date: 2008-05-16 07:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-16 03:44 pm (UTC)For a minor hero, maybe just enough telekinesis to fly and do Jedi Force tricks. I'd probably use it to beat traffic, do the housework, and get sodas out of the fridge without having to get up.
Alternatively, it'd be quite cool to be able to mentally visualise any point in space and time. I'd either be a back-office detective or continually 'helping police with their enquiries'. Of course, it would all start to go downhill once some group figured it out, tracked me down and took me into 'protective custody'. And I shudder to think of the archaeologists and historians who would bug me all the time...
One of the things that's always cropped up when thinking about superpowers is the context. If we're talking real-world, only-superpower-on-Earth stuff, then if it's used where anyone can see the results, sooner or later a whole bunch of governments are going to come knocking. Some of them with tanks and military-grade psychological threats. About the only way to get out of it is to already be under the wing of a world-class power (which personally, would suck for me), or to have secondary powers which would allow the original powers to be used without other people feeling they had to have a say in it.
On the other hand, if it's in the context of "there are lots of other super-powered individuals around", then it starts depending on whether it's a Marvel, DC, Dark Horse, or some other universe, and which one. Are supers ignored, accepted, revered, reviled, hunted? Does everyone have a power, or is it one in a million?
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Date: 2008-05-16 04:57 pm (UTC)By the bye, have you been reading PS238? It's a great series that's been running for about 4 or 5 years (31 issues) on an elementary school for super hero/villian children.
The website PS238.com is running pages from past issues.
See you at Marcon
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Date: 2008-05-16 05:15 pm (UTC)Actually had a chance to play such a superhero in a GURPS supers game once, was breaking down a cabal of powerful people with amusing, but disturbing, mind games. Unfortunately the GM called off the game after a couple of nights, saying I was freaking him out too much.
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Date: 2008-05-16 06:03 pm (UTC)Another one was based off of a small superpower set: sees in the dark, capable of random dimensional travel (see: Sliders), telepathy with a range of six feet, and able to learn things at an unbelievable rate. By the time I had him set up in my head, he was a martial artist using M. Bison's style, he had been a member of a research team that pioneered quantum magic (Quantum physics looks like magic in places anyhow, who'll notice the difference?), and he had a small collection of gadgets and widgets from different dimensions. The trick was figuring out which items and skills worked in a given dimension, a bit I stole from deCamp and Pratt's Incompleat Enchanter.
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Date: 2008-05-16 07:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-16 10:53 pm (UTC)Your Primary Super Power: Super Human Intellect/Deduction
Cape? NO CAPES!!
I have no identity other than my superheroic one
Origin: Mutant
Location of Head Quarters: Hippie Commune
Primary Costume/Uniform Colors: Earthtones
Why are you a Superhero? Merchandising
Your Superheroic Codename: The Indeterminator
The veteran grim member of the team stevemb
The sexist and crass but annoyingly effective one maugorn
The bright-eyed novice or sidekick annezieger
The teammate that will eventually go evil or insane annezieger
The inept yet determined/reoccurring supervillain maugorn
The sinister Arch-Villain and team's greatest foe folkmew
The perky civilian that keeps getting kidnapped folkmew
How often does your team actually 'save the day'? 25%
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I had a lot of trouble choosing a super-identity (though not as much as transcribing the results because the %*%# HTML won't fit into a reply).
It was a toss up between this, The Webmaster, The Electric Jew, Slightly Above Average Man, The Flaming Squid, The Trash Compactor, and Aunt Agoniste (that's more of a super-villain name, granted)
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Date: 2008-05-17 02:15 am (UTC)Yup, that's him.