"Other Species... Other Ethnics"

[filkertom]

See, this kinda thing is why I find it very hard to take these morons seriously, or show them the respect they somehow fancy is their due.

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[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

Other species?

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

Mr. Teatime FTW! Icon ♥!

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

I believe marriage is a sacred union between a man and his horse. I'm sorry, that's just how I was raised. ;-)

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

Once again, there is no respect for the box turtles!

[wildcard9.livejournal.com]

This is the kind of idiocracy that makes me want to remove some people from the gene pool, or make involunteery explorers of Pluto (*long* trip)

[bryanp.livejournal.com]

Geez, what an asshat. Go watch the video. Both of the other hosts are doing their good natured best to tell him to shut up while he can and he just keeps going.

[redneckgaijin.livejournal.com]

When Herr Murdock says ve ist der Masterrace
Ve heil! Heil! Right in Herr Murdock's face...

[dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com]

Actually, a few years ago I wrote "Der Shrubby's Face."

[phecda.livejournal.com]

This piece from the comments really says it all:

"America's problem isn't that Americans keep marrying others ethnics; it's that all the ethnics components in America keep marrying the bizarre species, Dittoheadus Foxylvanianus Teabaggerae. If we'd just refrain from marrying the GOPer groupies, they'd be forced to marry within their own negative-intellectual subspecies. They would eventually die off."

Social darwinianism I approve of.

[lizreay.livejournal.com]

Umm... they already do. And they breed. A lot. Ever see Idiocracy? Or heard of these scary bastards? http://www.quiverfull.com/

Remember: these are the guys who wanted abstinence-only education for their kids.

[lemmozine.livejournal.com]

I prefer to date outside my species. Lemmings purr too much, and their recreational actiities are hazardous, to say the least.

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

Sweet Jesus in a Snuggie.

[lariss.livejournal.com]

OH! But he didn't say The Mexicanos and The Coloreds.


So...he...sort of...didn't go as far as he might?


Nope..sorry.. there's no saving it.
Unfortunately, most of his audience either didn't notice (too dumb) or agreed with fast-beating hearts. I should know - members of my family are among them.

[zellion.livejournal.com]

God I know; fucking Spock and all those other half-breed mongrels. Why can't we just stick to our own species??

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[jasperjones22.livejournal.com]

Wow...so...did a breakthrough in the classification of humans appear somewhat recently and I somehow missed it? If so, then my education really is suspect.

[rdmaughan.livejournal.com]

Well I am quite happy to be considered a seperate species from anyone who works for Fox.

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

...

I can't even begin to fathom this guy being on TV

[tommytoony.livejournal.com]

*SNAP!*....more air for me.

[kestrels-nest.livejournal.com]

Other...species? Lends a whole new meaning to the concept "mixed marriage", y'know?

[ozarque.livejournal.com]

That is just beyond belief. Thanks for posting the link.

[bayushisan.livejournal.com]

I think somehow seeing the video and the expressions of his co-hosts just makes this so much worse. You can tell they want to smack him but they just sit there and let him continue on just digging that hole deeper and deeper.

[smoooom.livejournal.com]

Wayne and I were talking about this one last night. How do these people even get to be on TV? Species? Some people need to get an education or something.

[crysthewolf.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeah... 'cause all of that "pure breeding" has left him with such vast intelligence.

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

*blink*

*blink blink*

*blink blink blink*

That's far more, um, eccentric than usual.

[ashnistrike.livejournal.com]

This (http://xkcd.com/603/). Only here it's, "People marry their dogs because..."

[dement1a.livejournal.com]

Because keeping a "pure bloodline" really helped out the royal families of Britain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding#Royalty_and_nobility). And I mean, take dogs for example! They're worth more if you keep them purebred because... um... because they can't breathe properly, and their eyes have a tendency to fall out, and their hips disintegrate within a few years, and... and...

[zellion.livejournal.com]

"Oh, hello. You're a plumber? What on earth is that?"

<3 Eddie Izzard.

[sazettel.livejournal.com]

No, this is good. Really. The more such people talk about their real beliefs and opinions, the better off we all are. It's when they can obfuscate and sneer about "political correctness," that they have the upper hand. Sunshine is once again the cure for so much corruption.

[zibblsnrt.livejournal.com]

While true, and the real reason I'm enjoying the conservative meltdown in the US (aside from sheer entertainment value), it's depressing and a little scary knowing those opinions are out there at that kind of level.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Please tell me he isn't the same 'species' as the rest of us...

Guys like that..are the unidentified possible snickers bar floating in the gene pool.

[peachtales.livejournal.com]

What a piece of trash that guy is. Wait, that's an insult to all of the lovely pieces of trash out there.
Pffbbfffbbt.