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[drzarron.livejournal.com]

Yea! Another Piece of Crap!

[ysabel.livejournal.com]

I love the Onion so much sometimes.

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

Bleah, I think I bought that once. ONCE.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

I'm going to stick with my Old Piece of Shit that they're no longer fucking supporting.

[enjis.livejournal.com]

Oh..oh my! This was just fucking funny. Thanks for posting it...it REALLY had me 'lol'!

[dornbeast.livejournal.com]

Now I'm wondering what I did with my Apple Obsoleta.

[saganth.livejournal.com]

Oh jesus.. want to laugh, but... can't... breathe!!!

[doctorpinkerton.livejournal.com]

We of the C.O.G. do LOVE our Sony HD cameras, but as a competent tech-savvy user of technology, I have to admit that this new Sony piece of shit sucks shit!!!

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

TELL me about it. My fucking Sony shit includes the cocksucking software I use on every fucking SONG, y'know? Fucking Acid, goddamn Vegas, goddamn fucking Sound Forge, shit-eating CD Architect....

... wait. They all work great.

Must be some other motherfucking Sony piece of shit I got.

[thatcrazycajun.livejournal.com]

Channeling Samuel L. Jackson today, are we? :-)

Ohhh, Just A Wee Tad Bit Maybe....

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Muthahfuckin' A, muthahfuckah! And, while we're on the muthafuckin' subject, I'm sick and tired of these muthahfuckin' snakes on this muthahfuckin' PLANE!

(I also really do think Mace Windu's stupid line from SWE2, "The party's over", would be vastly improved by adding, "... muthafuckah." The look on Christopher Lee's face alone....)

Re: Ohhh, Just A Wee Tad Bit Maybe....

[msgeek.livejournal.com]

In my Star Wars fic, Mace Windu says "freak" and "motherfreak" a lot. Outright cussing doesn't work with SW but the occasional fake epithet is OK. Oh yeah, damn and hell have both shown up in the actual movies, so those are ok.

Re: Ohhh, Just A Wee Tad Bit Maybe....

[fredhuggins.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but what quote in the history of cinema WOULDN'T be improved with Samuel L. Jackson saying "muthafuckah"?

Hell, if "muthafuckah" had been added to the end of every sentence in that "No on Prop 8" ad he did, I honestly don't think that shit would've passed.

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

Coincidentally, the device looks exactly like like my uselss fucking nonfunctional digital TV converter box that requires a whole lot of random button pushing to get to the point where it tells me there's no signal.

Wheee!!!

TV is bad for me anyway.

[nimitzbrood.livejournal.com]

OMFG! I'm laughing my ass off!

*ROFL!*

[misterseth.livejournal.com]

LOL! I just had to replace a MF piece of SONY shit with another POS from SONY this week!