Changing Topics Completely....

[filkertom]

This one's for lukeski:

What do you think would be cool when said by a giant robot?

Comments

[kilbia.livejournal.com]

Any of the Homer Simpson-esque "Mmmmm... ".

At least, it'd sound cool using this particular Optimus Prime voice.

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

Given that it's the same voice, I really would have liked to hear some of Eeyore's phrases. :)

[talonvaki.livejournal.com]

Or Marvin the Paranoid Android's...

[lizreay.livejournal.com]

"I'd like a triple-shot mochachino, half-caff, light on the foam."

[ponderoid.livejournal.com]

"What are your orders, mistress Ponder?"

:)

[dubheach.livejournal.com]

I love Wide Loads and I cannot lie, Honk when I see those Dames drive by!

Do these Wheels make my chassis look big?

[alverant.livejournal.com]

{blatant political pandering on}
"President Obama is the best man for the job. I'm Optimus Prime and I approve this message."
{blatant political pandering off}

[markbernstein.livejournal.com]

I'm in an animated mood this morning:

"Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting wabbit."

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom?"

"I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greeeedy craven little coward."

Or, more recently:

"My master is good and smart, and made me this collar so that I may speak to you. Squirrel! My master is good and smart."

[saganth.livejournal.com]

Okay that was more odd than cool...but I admit I am blanking on better line choices.

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

We are here to arrest Bill Gates for crimes against Robotanity...

[hitchkitty.livejournal.com]

With apologies in advance to Gilda Radner...

Crimes against Robot Hannity? You mean like the fact transforming robots are even capable of turning left?

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

"Nice house - good tea."

"It's not you; it's me."

"Oy! It's so humid!"

"Whoops! Get HER!"

"Do these bumpers make my butt look big?"

[markbernstein.livejournal.com]

Forgot to mention - this reminded me of another Letterman Top Ten list from several years ago. They did "Top Ten words that sound sexy when spoken by Barry White". #1 was "gingivitis".

[happyfunpaul.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but my favorite from that list was "gubernatorial".

[wingus.livejournal.com]

"I'm not a Mack, I'm a Peterbilt!"

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

"Would you like some toast? It's buttery."

[mythdude.livejournal.com]

"So, who wants to be an Autobot? We've still got that machine around from when that Spike kid got hurt, and we could really use some more Autobots. Your pick. Any takers?"

[alverant.livejournal.com]

How about getting Prime and Megatron to do one of those Mac vs PC commercials?

[malada.livejournal.com]

"How about getting Prime and Megatron to do one of those Mac vs PC commercials?"

Win.

-m

[jodimuse.livejournal.com]

I just want to say - Peter Cullen (the voice actor behind Optimus Prime) is a GOD - and he's the voice I remember from the animated series when I was a kid. It was SO fantastic to hear him doing the new Transformer movies. :D

[alverant.livejournal.com]

I'm Optimus Prime and I'll paint any car for $19.95.

[laurel-potter.livejournal.com]

I saw that, too.

How come when I post a Top 10 list hardly anyone responds?

For anyone who's curious, I've posted at least 10 Ten lists on my LJ, mostly from 8 or 9 years ago.

[palenoue.livejournal.com]

Tom Smith, Lukeski and Shoebox walk into a bar...

Now you finish it...

And it better make me laugh!

[tinrat.livejournal.com]

Optimus Prime sings "The Ballad of Serenity".

I dreamed that once, and Shania Twain was also there. Can't remember if Optimus impressed her much.