In case you didn't figure it out, the question I asked in the last thread -- how would you convince our friends to leave Texas in case it secedes -- was facetious. I don't want Texas to secede, it's against the law for it to secede, and I'm quite sure most of our friends there are quite happy.
This does not mean the state doesn't need some work:
hughcasey for noticing what I did not). I'm sure things have gotten much better since.
Original story here, with a hat tip to
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This does not mean the state doesn't need some work:
Bill Nye, the harmless children's edu-tainer known as "The Science Guy," managed to offend a select group of adults in Waco, Texas at a presentation, when he suggested that the moon does not emit light, but instead reflects the light of the sun.Now, in fairness, this happened three years ago (thanks to
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... [N]othing got people as riled as when he brought up Genesis 1:16, which reads: "God made two great lights -- the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars."
The lesser light, he pointed out, is not a light at all, but only a reflector.
At this point, several people in the audience stormed out in fury. One woman yelled "We believe in God!" and left with three children....
Original story here, with a hat tip to
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Date: 2009-04-24 12:24 am (UTC)But not believing that the moon reflects light? HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE THAT?!
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Date: 2009-04-24 12:35 am (UTC)There are plenty of people who don't know that a year means the Earth has gone around the Sun once.
There are plenty of people who still believe that the Sun goes around the Earth.
Not knowing that that moonlight is reflected sunlight? So not surprising.
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Date: 2009-04-24 12:28 am (UTC)(One of these days I am gonna teach myself to read Torah so that I can read the original text and show up some of these nimrods. I'll bet the original Hebrew has tons of nuance that get lost in translation, nuances that are probably perfectly consistent with scientific concepts like non-geocentric universes and light reflecting off surfaces.)
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Date: 2009-04-24 12:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-24 12:55 am (UTC)The mistranslation begins with the first word. "B'reshit" doesn't translate as "In the beginning" it would mean "in a beginning" or as some translate now, "When G-d began creating..."
When you take away the word "the" (which isn't in the Hebrew) you open up all sorts of possibilities. How many beginnings are there? How many worlds? How many do-overs did G-d get on this planet?
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Date: 2009-04-24 01:24 am (UTC)What you might want is to take a look at the oral tradition. Wherein it's made pretty clear that the Genesis account is not to be taken literally. (*wry* Which helps a lot when one is trying to reconcile one's faith and one's intellectual honesty.)
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Date: 2009-04-24 12:29 am (UTC)People, it's okay to think.
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Date: 2009-04-24 12:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-24 12:44 am (UTC)(Yes, yes, I know. Turtles all the way down.)
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Date: 2009-04-24 12:38 am (UTC)1:16 "And G-D made the two great luminaries, the greater luminary to dominate the day and the lesser luminary to dominate the night; and the stars."
The commentary says: "'Great' cannot refer literally to size, for the stars are larger than the moon. Rather, the luminaries are described as great in relation to the visible intensity of their illumination. Since the moon is closer to the earth than the stars, its light is stronger than theirs (Radak; Malbim).
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Date: 2009-04-24 12:43 am (UTC)That's one big honkin' paper bag.
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Date: 2009-04-24 07:22 am (UTC)...yeah. I'm sure the people who wrote that knew that at the time.
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Date: 2009-04-24 02:39 am (UTC)...now if you were to split rock atoms somehow, THEN you'd get light. And plenty of it! :P
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Date: 2009-04-24 02:52 am (UTC)(Lie Mode: ON)
But the moon landings were all faked in a studio in Hollywood, everybody knows that!
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Date: 2009-04-24 12:50 pm (UTC)It's not just that they're blindly fundamental. They're stupid too. I'm sorry if that offends anyone, but there's no nice way to put it. Frequently, religious fanaticism and ignorance/stupidity go hand in hand.
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Date: 2009-04-24 12:52 pm (UTC)God made two great lights—-the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.
<sarcasm> So whenever we see the moon out in the daytime rather than the nighttime, it is a violation of God's law!</sarcasm>
I hope that my absurdity above makes clear that that verse is more poetic than literal. It isn't describing the exact nature of the world's two primary sources of illumination, it's describing their roles in human life. The moon, when it is out at night, helps people see and is the most significant point of reference in the sky at night.
A skylight is called a light even though it only passes sunlight. So the moon can be called a light even though it only reflects sunlight.
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Date: 2009-04-24 01:51 pm (UTC)G & S
Date: 2009-04-24 04:00 pm (UTC)She borrows light that through the night mankind may all acclaim her/And truth to tell she lights up well, so I for one don't blame her.
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Date: 2009-04-24 10:35 pm (UTC)But she had attended a ladies seminary run by a genius tutelary so she had to have some brains....
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Date: 2009-04-25 06:30 pm (UTC)Re: Is it illegal?
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