The Captions Write Themselves

Okay, Republicans, here's your Beloved Frickin' Leader. At an international summit.

With his fly open.

It is official: The fate of the world is in the hands of a man who cannot zip up his own pants.

It's A Very Wet Goblet Of Fire Christmas

Okay, you've got to go to Dan Radcliffe's official site and see his 2004 Christmas Card picture -- of the cast and crew, underwater, dressed as reindeer.

In the words of Anna Russell, "I'm not making this up, you know!"