The Captions Write Themselves

[filkertom]

Okay, Republicans, here's your Beloved Frickin' Leader. At an international summit.

With his fly open.

It is official: The fate of the world is in the hands of a man who cannot zip up his own pants.

Comments

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

Just ew.

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

Ummmmm...trayf.

[scruffycritter.livejournal.com]

So THAT's how he was getting briefed...

And you could hear....

[gypsy1969.livejournal.com]

groans from the entire household.

[ozfuture.livejournal.com]

I suppose its better then him getting De-Briefed

[dawn-again.livejournal.com]

*squick*

*beats mental image to death with a big stick*

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Nah, he's just come from a debreifing session with Rice...

[umbran.livejournal.com]

Never a fan of Bush m'self but... well, like that doesn't happen to every guy at some point or other?

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Goodness knows, it does... but most of us don't have a team of handlers and image-sculptors.

[poltr1]

Well, at least he didn't ralph on their shoes like his dad did.

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

Wasn't Bush's predecessor IMPEACHED for failing to keep it zipped? I demand an independent prosecutor!

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

Yes, but that was purely intentional. He knew exactly what he was doing.

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'd point out his recent flip-flopping:

http://www.batemania.com/e112304.jpg

And, you know, the party of "fiscal responsibility":

http://www.batemania.com/e112204.jpg

It's funny that Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm (Democrat) took fiscally responsible steps by selling off state owned properties that she felt weren't in the best interests of the state to own. And then Bush turns around and buys (with our tax dollars) a yacht that previously had been sold to a private party.

Where's the liberal media to point out these flip flops?

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

C'mon, you KNEW that Bush foreign policy was a dicksizing contest already.

This is a surprise?

[cainfortea.livejournal.com]

Wow.

If the democrats are reduced to pointing and laughing at an open fly...I guess us republicans have *really* won.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

What reduced? It's more like the "cherry" on top of the Bizarro-world banana split that is this weird-ass administration. It's an "... and ON TOP OF EVERY OTHER DAMN THING..." moment.

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

I am so gacking this.

It's not that we are "reduced to pointing and laughing at an open fly," it's just that the metaphor is so rich.

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

I'm saving this photo before it gets banned!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

[figmo.livejournal.com]

I especially love where Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi's eyes are focused.

I hope Jon Stewart jumps on this one.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Sorry, gang. There's one in every LJ, I guess.

[skipjim.livejournal.com]

It does happen....

Probably the scarriest part is that no matter what fact people like that are shown they still can't see the truth.

Well...that and the fact that my son and daughter are going to pay for their entire lives for what Bush does in the next four years.

[umbran.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but darn, did you do a good job with him.

Do you keep a list of those issue links around? If you do, you might want to put it in the LJ, so that others don't have to duplicate the research efforts you've already done.

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, sir...your blunder war is showing.

[james-rayner.livejournal.com]

Dude.

I mean, Just -dude-. That sucks for -any- guy, but fer the PREZ? Man.

You gotta wonder -why- it's unzipped, too....ACK *uses bleach on his brain*

Hitting below the belt (way)

[madfilkentist]

When political debate descends to this level ...

Re: Hitting below the belt (way)

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Ba-domp bomp khisssh! Thanks, folks! We're here all week! Try the waitress and don't forget to tip the buffet!