Mordant Chuckle of the Day

From Steve Jackson's Daily Illuminator:

(Illuminated News Service) After months of heated debate and repeated last-minute deadline changes, Iraq's elected representatives have reached agreement on their new Constitution.

It will be 10.

Next up for discussion is Dexterity. Observers anticipate that consensus will be reached on 12 or possibly 13. The current deadline for decision is in March 2006.

Off To Archon

Out the door soon for Collinsville, IL. I will not be there this evening, no matter what the Pocket Program says; too long a drive. I should have a solo concert sometime this weekend; look for posted notices, or just come find me :)