World's Biggest Asshole, Grandmaster Division

You simply aren't gonna believe this.

The Long War

To make up for the fucktardedness of the previous video, C&L blesses us with Stephen Colbert on Pentagon semantics.

Wally West Pulls A Dee Dee

Courtesy of gabenut linking up in scans_daily, some Justice League Unlimited video guaranteed to give you a smile.

I Heart Molly Ivins

Especially today. She does pretty much say it all.

Okay, progressive/democrat/lefties out there: Who do you have good vibes about as potential presidential candidates? My first thought includes Wesley Clark, John Edwards, Russ Feingold, John Murtha, and Molly Ivins. (I think it's absolutely vital to have Paul Krugman as Treasury Secretary, but that's another discussion, which we'll probably have next week. Right now, focus on the presidential/vice presidential ticket.) I could make a case for Howard Dean, but I can already hear the barrage on that one, "the Dean Scream" and all that. And I could make a case for former prosecutor Vincent Bugliosi, but I don't know if he'd want the job.

And, please don't take this the wrong way, but: My friends who are Republicans? Please don't offer your opinions on this question. Reason being, we've already got more than enough Republicans on the airwaves more than happy to tell us how wrong, depraved, out-of-touch, etc., etc., we are, and what we should really do... to make Republicans happy.

We've Got To Wait For It, But I Think This Is Gonna Be GREAT

New teaser for Happy Feet.