Bad Headline! No Biscuit

So there were these alleged terrorists arrested earlier this week, who were in the "talking stages" of a plan to blow up the Sears Tower. (I like the categorization of "more aspirational than operational".)

So how does the Assholish, hated Press refer to the surging high-rise real estate market in the Windy City?

"Skyscraper Projects Booming In Chicago".

Got any stupid headlines or inane news stories to share?