Bad Headline! No Biscuit

[filkertom]

So there were these alleged terrorists arrested earlier this week, who were in the "talking stages" of a plan to blow up the Sears Tower. (I like the categorization of "more aspirational than operational".)

So how does the Assholish, hated Press refer to the surging high-rise real estate market in the Windy City?

"Skyscraper Projects Booming In Chicago".

Got any stupid headlines or inane news stories to share?

Comments

[zibblsnrt.livejournal.com]

My all-time favorite remains "Colombia Welcomes U.S. Help With Drugs, But Wants More."

[realinterrobang.livejournal.com]

The Toronto Sun, a tabloid that sometimes has delusions of respectability, seems to be particularly good at both of those things. I've often muttered, "Bring me the head of The Sun's headline writer."

[avt-tor.livejournal.com]

The Sun has delusions because it has a higher standard of journalism than the National Post, which has pretensions far beyond the quality of its articles.

[bchbum-98.livejournal.com]

CNN: Columbia: The Shuttle Tragedy
Shuttle Travelling Nearly 18 Times The Speed of Light

Huh?