Blender (a subsidiary of Alpha Media Group and a spinoff of Maxim Magazine, last I checked, so we're not exactly talking the smartest guys in even a small room) names
Sting as their Worst Lyricist, invoking his "mountainous pomposity (and) cloying spirituality."
I think they were just pissed because they had to look stuff up to know what the songs were about.
What are your choices for most pretentious lyrics ever, and why? I'd cop to most of the songs in the musical
Jekyll/Hyde, because they try to hard so make the Oh So Dramatic Situation as fraught as possible by spelling out every single detail in such a way that you realize the whole show could've been over in one act. Right behind that is "Reflections" from Disney's
Mulan, trying to be both generic and specific and managing only to be cloying, and "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton, which has all the deep meaning and soul-searching you'd expect from a fifteen-year-old writer of Pokemon fanfic.
(Oy. On the
Blender front page, they have an article on Vanessa Carlton. She's into "ass beats". Whatever that may be.)