Spam Subject Line Of The Year

[filkertom]

"Billy Mays dashboard organizer that holds it all".

The ashes for his torso are in this cup, and the ashes for his left arm are in this cup, and....

Any really good/bad ones lately?

Comments

[wingus.livejournal.com]

"Do you very want to be engaged in love, but does not can? Purchase itself magic pills!"

[kendokamel.livejournal.com]

"[Username], you're so stupid!"

(I got this particular one from about 47 different spam addresses in one night. It didn't even tell me how I could NOT be stupid!

[mimiheart.livejournal.com]

I got, I'll kill you, I promise, last night. I'm trying to figure out who they're planning on winning over with that one.

[misterseth.livejournal.com]

Save the Queen! Evony.com. Only there's no queen to save!

[hyperhyperhy.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite are the ones from MaleEnhancement addressed to Tiffany. Because of course someone named Tiffany would have a use for those. Then again, all the rest of the spam addressed to Tiffany I find (or at least found) mildly amusing because /that isn't my name./

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

It's a scam that's been going on for a few years (http://searchsecurity.techtarget.com/news/article/0,289142,sid14_gci1254263,00.html). I've got a few myself.

[mimiheart.livejournal.com]

The insides weren't a death threat, though. They were trying to get me to sign up for a newsletter... and get my friends to. (And that was really all that was inside... the threat in the subject line was nowhere to be found.)

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

One of these days, all those spam messages are going to commingle and rise to sentience...