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I got an e-mail looking for investors in a chain of butcher shops, trying to sell you on how profitable it's been to get in on such companies on the ground floor. The subject line is:
The Starbucks of organic meat
I really don't think this one's gonna be easily topped.

You can try, of course -- any good ones lately?
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"Mate like Clinton"
"Steve Irwin's zombie"

Anything good in your filters?

ETA: "No more jew jokes!"
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Apparently someone's using tomsmithonline.com for sending spam. I send no spam at all, and I send nothing from any address at tomsmithonline.com. So, if you're getting anything from there, I apologize, but it ain't me. I'm going to try to set up an SPF file to stop it.

How have your spam filters been working lately? About a month ago, I noticed a big increase in the number of messages with Cyrillic characters, as well as a general slowdown of my DSL. You may remember I mentioned that Yahoo was giving me trouble; it seems to be all of AT&T.
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"Billy Mays dashboard organizer that holds it all".

The ashes for his torso are in this cup, and the ashes for his left arm are in this cup, and....

Any really good/bad ones lately?
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From: The Most important email you will ever get
Subject: Suffering from Constipation? Get rid of Waste with NatraClean


What's in your "Most important email you will ever get" box today?
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From "Pantalon Thai". Subject: "Thai Pants".

I had to open it.

And I found.... )

Sign Me Up

Sep. 7th, 2008 10:21 am
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I just got a spam message from "TEAT RUM".

I am now a drinking man.




International Talk Like A Pirate Day is in twelve days. What should we do to celebrate? Yes, yes, obviously, talk like pirates. But what else? Should I write a song, do a live Second Life show, what?
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Ostensibly from eBaY: "Dumb and Poor? Here's a simple way to make MONEY!"

I have no idea who they're trying to get with this one.

Anything really good lately?
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Just got something from "GINNY", with the subject line, "DIVINE MERCY". Sorry, kiddo -- I'm Harry/Hermione all the way.

And there have been a whole lotta notices about movie acting jobs in my area, investment opportunities in Costa Rica (all from exactly the same person), concerns about dialysis and the Fenatyl patch (not together), and many, many things from a Mr. Song Lile.

Anything good in your filter?
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Received in e-mail this morning:
Hello,

What I want to discuss with you now is so delicate that it's really
hard knowing how to proceed. More also, I'm so desperate that I don't even
know who to trust. Well, I'll rely on my intuition over you. My name
is Asif Ali Zardari, late Benazir Bhutto's husband. Owing to the
unlawful seizure of my late wife's assets here in Pakistan and overseas by the
current govt of President Musharaf despite existing court injunctions
forbidding this, I now seek your assistance in good faith towards the
transfer of a yet to be discovered money into your care. This will be a
job, but it can be done. There is something for you at the end. I
assure you. As we proceed, you will get to know everything about the money
which will give me the credibility and believability I need to convince
you to be of great assistance towards my family.

Finally, now that I have taken you this much into confidence, make sure
it does not go further. I'm sure you'll understand. Please do revert
back asap.

Asif Ali Zardari.
Any good spam out your way?
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"Be A Sperm-man with Shitload of Sperms".

Anything "good" come your wa-

... Hmmm, possibly not the best way to word that....
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"GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU COME!!!!"

Ahhh, yes. The infamous Sneezegasm.

Whatcha got?

Note: When I first posted this, my Freudian slip was showing, and I typed "GOD BLESS YOU ASS YOU COME!!!!"
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El Generico Supremo:
I am really happy I got this nice thing on-line!
So, what nice things have you got on-line lately?
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"Hi, non-Anglican".

What's clogging up your Inbox?
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"Have you suffered from divorce, loss of employment or illness?"

Whatcha got?
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Do you really want to take stck [sic] tips from someone advising that "it's a winer"?

Got any good spam today?
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A little laughter for the morning: By way of Mark Evanier comes a link to about a minute of montage from Spamalot!

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