STAR WARS EP 1: THE PHANTOM MENACE in 3D
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filkertomI am so not there.
Now you're just grabbing for all the fucking money you can, George. Remember saying that, after Ep 3, you wanted to make some "little films"? I do. I remember thinking at the time that you would never again make a little film, because after all these years of riding at the head of a marketing juggernaut the likes of which the world has never seen, you couldn't stop.
George? Let me clue you in: A lot of people aren't all that thrilled with 3D technology when it works properly. The retro-fitted shit has destroyed movie franchises in the cradle. And you want to give us Jake Lloyd and Jar-Jar in 3D? That 3D?
Now, more than ever, George Lucas needs someone to tell him "no".
Sigh. Okay. If you could make a favorite book or comic or TV show or animated series into a 3D movie, a good 3D movie, would you? And, if so, which one? I could deal with a done-right tale of Babylon 5 during the Shadow war -- just for the spaceships. And maybe Claudia Christian.
Now you're just grabbing for all the fucking money you can, George. Remember saying that, after Ep 3, you wanted to make some "little films"? I do. I remember thinking at the time that you would never again make a little film, because after all these years of riding at the head of a marketing juggernaut the likes of which the world has never seen, you couldn't stop.
George? Let me clue you in: A lot of people aren't all that thrilled with 3D technology when it works properly. The retro-fitted shit has destroyed movie franchises in the cradle. And you want to give us Jake Lloyd and Jar-Jar in 3D? That 3D?
Now, more than ever, George Lucas needs someone to tell him "no".
Sigh. Okay. If you could make a favorite book or comic or TV show or animated series into a 3D movie, a good 3D movie, would you? And, if so, which one? I could deal with a done-right tale of Babylon 5 during the Shadow war -- just for the spaceships. And maybe Claudia Christian.
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Date: 2011-03-05 05:34 am (UTC)The thing is...Mr. and Mrs. Foglio are known for drawing attractive women. And as you know, he did the Xenophile graphic novels...stories of erotica - NOT porn. To do a Girl Genius story with just a LEETLE sexing-up, especially given 3-D, would tie in with the Claudia Christian commentaries going on above. (Not to mention the real erotica for us fanboys, seeing these complicated clockwork and steam-powered machines rendered and running in 3-D.)
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Date: 2011-03-05 10:23 am (UTC)(Kinda curious to see what they do/did with Massha, if the Myth series adaptations go/went that far.)
Hells, if nothing else, I'd like to see a Girl Genius movie, period. If only so I can finally hear that "Heterodyning" music.
Yes, I know it's a nod to Doc Savage, whose mighty powers of concentration would fill the air with a humming noise. It's still a cool device.