Open Thread for the Weekend

[filkertom]

Goodness! I've been posting like crazy. I've also been overhauling the MIDI for "A Dragon's Lullaby", and I think it sounds great. I'm going to be doing vocals as soon as the person upstairs quits hammering and the person out back shuts down the chainsaw. No, I'm not kidding.

So... go wild. Have fun, play nice.

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Auditory hallucinations

[sdorn.livejournal.com]

While drafting a parody of a certain Tom Smith tribute song, I had one of these scary thoughts: what if Peter Lorre were secretly a Centauri with laryngitis? "Vir, I will now take you to the Fat Man."

[james-rayner.livejournal.com]

Tom Smith is away for the weekend!

Everybody MOMBO!!

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Darn, forgot my sungla- HEY! WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DO- Not the Gandalf! Put that down!

[(Anonymous)]

*grabbing Tom's One Ring replica* I'VE GOT THE PRECIOUSSSSSS!

Fat Actress

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

That's the name of a new series (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=494&e=1&u=/ap/20040723/ap_en_tv/tv_fat_actress) starring one of my favorite hotties, Kirstie Alley. Take that, jerkface tabloids! Beauty is waaay deeper than skin, and Ms. Alley is sexy as all hell no matter what her biomass.

Off topic

[celticferret.livejournal.com]

Found your name on another list and decided to go check it out.

Your friends page is quite impressive too.

See you at some con.

Keeper of ferrets

KG
(Kathy Gallagher)

Re: Off topic

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Hi there! Hugs, dearheart. It was nice to see you at MarCon. And you should get back to OVFF. New meat the last few years, and you actually really do have to see the auction.

Re: Off topic

[celticferret.livejournal.com]

We always go to OVFF since it's in town. I really believe we can put together the money for Conclave this year. Conclave and Contraption are always two of my favorite MI cons.

KG

Fellowship of the Digital Acoustic LJ

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

[looks at self]

You... have GOT... to be SHITTING ME, PYLE!!!

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Y'know, that's jus' what I said, Sarge, I said, "I think that there's wrong, because Sergeant Lumpy ain't no Hot Elf, heck, he's usually all clammy an' stuff, an' his ears are cauliflower." But they said, "No, sir, he is th' Hot Elf we mean,", an' then they showed me the records from your ISP -- that stands for Internet Service Provider -- an' they showed me where you hacked into EverQuest -- that's a big ol' online game, where you play kinda like Lord o' th' Rings, only not -- they showed me where you hacked into th' system and had that Elf Princess Firiona Vie go into one of th' taverns, go right up to th' biggest barbar-yan in th' place an' start doin' a lap dance, an' they had pictures, an' I was thinkin', "Sarge, I didn't know you had it in you!" Well, about the time I was thinkin' that, th' barbar-yan asked Firiona Vie if she want' to do th' nasty. An' that Firiona Vie, she said, "Take a number, boys, I'm here all night." And so everyone in th' tavern took a number, an' those elves and dwarves and barbar-yans an' Iskars an' Frokloks an' Erudites started linin' up, and then I guess you had a few of 'em in you, and both me an' them fellers at the ISP -- that stands for Internet Service Provider -- me an' them fellers saw some things that we din' even know the graphics system could handle! An' I started thinkin' 'bout Lou Ann Poovie -- musta been on account of it was in a tavern an' she works in a diner -- an' that Firiona Vie did somethin' like what Lou Ann did last time I saw her, which was last Thursday night after we went 'n' saw that Spider-Man 2, an' I said, "How does he stick to walls like that?" An' she said "For Christ's sake, Gomer, my arm's gettin' tired," an' we never did finish the movie, but we went back to her place an' did somethin' that din' involve usin' her hands, and there was that Firiona Vie doin' th' same thing t' that barbar-yan, only right then I remembered that it wasn't Firiona Vie, it was you, Sarge, playin' Firiona Vie, an' I vomited for twenty minutes, messed up my good shirt, an' I had to scour my eyes with a Brillo Pad.

So, anyways, my favorite game is Snood.

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[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

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There will be blood, Smith....

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you hadn't said "Pyle", I'd have shrugged with rueful agreement and we would've all moved on unscathed....

Re: Surprise, Surprise, Surprise

[(Anonymous)]

*looking at Tom in wonderment* Gooo-oooly! Sha-zaaaam! *roflmao*