Holy S#!T, Batman

[filkertom]

By way of Dave Barry's blog, either the best or worst Batman picture ever. (Warning: This has a substantial chance of breaking your brain. Seriously. And not in a good way.)

Comments

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.

[partiallyclips.livejournal.com]

You must admit it's an intimidating piece. You don't want to be on the recieving end.

Batman seems to, though...

[zenturbo.livejournal.com]

Ow....brain hurts.

[quadrivium.livejournal.com]

Um, what is so fascinating is that the eye doesn't take in all the details at once. Each new feature noticed is sort of a shock that one thinks one was adjusted to only to notice another feature



. . . like the plug. *cackles*

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

"The plan's simple, boys. We replace the REAL Batman liscenced squirt-guns with our modified squirt-guns a day before shipping. Once those things hit the toy-stores, that bat-eared buffon will go from a Caped Crusader to a LAUGHING STOCK! He'll be HUMILIATED right out of GOTHAM! WAAAAUGH-WAUGH-WAUGH!"

[(Anonymous)]

What's really scary is that I just imagined that in Burgess Meredith's voice....

[(Anonymous)]

Ohhhhhhh, sweeeeet Jesus...the slash fanfic writers are gonna have a field day with this image...

[firedrake-mor.livejournal.com]

This is an insult to superheroes everywhere! Worse, even, than your "Superman Sex Life Boogie"

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

... Now wait just a darn minute.... ;)

[firedrake-mor.livejournal.com]

Hey, you gotta know I'm kidding ;-). I've wanted to do karaoke to that piece in a blue suit and horn-rimmed glasses for years! Now I'm too grey...

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... karaoke....

And, did you see Grayson or Kingdom Come? You just have to do a Mature Clark.

[firedrake-mor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but the older Clark wouldn't boogie, would he? How I currently look is in the icon above. I need to lose a few pounds, too.

How about a "Clark & Lois" waltz?

[arensb.livejournal.com]

Now I'm too grey...

Isn't that one of the premises behind The Incredibles? If they can wear tights, so can you.

[firedrake-mor.livejournal.com]

Hey, you gotta know I'm kidding ;-). I've wanted to do karaoke to that piece in a blue suit and horn-rimmed glasses for years! Now I'm too grey...

[jss]

They make this newfangled thing called "hair dye" that you might be interested in.

Does Clairol Even MAKE Steel Blue?

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Last time I tried it, my hair died. Thank you! How about that band?

Re: Does Clairol Even MAKE Steel Blue?

[jss]

He's here all week, folks! Tip the buffet and try your waitstaff!

Re: Does Clairol Even MAKE Steel Blue?

[(Anonymous)]

"In the tail-light's glow, I see 'em...Blue-hairs driving in my lane..."