This Is NOT A Good Sign

[filkertom]

Mussels living where it's been too cold for a thousand years.

Comments

[aylinn.livejournal.com]

hmmmm - wonder if Vinland/Greenland will also return to their viking splendor?

[partiallyclips.livejournal.com]

I wish I had mussels growing in unexpected places. Alls I got is hair.

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

That's a very shellfish wish you've got there.

[jss]

Aw, don't be so crabby!

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

Clam it.

[jss]

You're gonna make me flounder around for a pun before I can flex my mussels, are you, you little shrimp? Or is that just a fluke? Should we continue these for the halibut, or is it getting too [orange] roughy for folks to follow? Are we the sole people enjoying this?

(Fin.)

[omimouse.livejournal.com]

You are one sick guppy.

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

Are you guys done? What eels have you got?

Shucks

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Not much, really -- I'm just waiting for Half-Life 2 (http://www.planethalflife.com/half-life2/).

That way, I can buy Valve.

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

Clam up and quit whaling, you're giving me a haddock!

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

Have there been enough nautical puns to tide us all over?

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

... I only respond to look at you slightly funny. Do you really want the PSPB (Patent Smith Pun Barrage)?

[(Anonymous)]

"And she wasn't kidding, either, because in walked the biggest, meanest haddock to ever come down the pike." Kip Adotta, Wet Dream

[(Anonymous)]

And she wasn't kidding, either, because in walked the biggest, meanest haddock to ever come down the pike. Kip Adotta, Wet Dream

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

Fire away, sir. Take this little guppy to school.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

The goal of the above, of course, is to also avoid all of the puns in this particular classic. :)

The Patented Smith Pun Barrage (Fishin' Edition)

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd be lion if I didn't admit the a-lure of the subject. You've got to have the brines and the right platy-tude to discus this, anemone-slappin' koi-nda guy. I hope you're not cowed by this (if so, you might be more gull-i-bull than I thought). If I anchor you with my barbs, I'll try to molly-fy you with some ori-gourami, or maybe we can go skate. Otherwise, whale indulge ourselves with Thum-Baleen-A or other Tales Man Was Not Manta Know. And, if you get sick, we can give you some Tetra-cycline.

But if you really, really get crabby, I'll be forced to play Sean "Puffer" Combs' cover of Peter Cay-briel's "Shark the Monkfish".

Re: The Patented Smith Pun Barrage (Fishin' Edition)

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

I knew if anyone was the manta do this job, you were. That was like a ray from the heavens.

Re: The Patented Smith Pun Barrage (Fishin' Edition)

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

In the Nemo all that's blow-holey, mako it STOP!

[omimouse.livejournal.com]

Dear gods, please do avoid them. warinbear, the lovely man to whom I am wed has been considering posting a challenge to alt.callahans: Write something that scans to Wet Dream, with as many nautical puns as you can manage, and without using any of the puns from the original.

-looks a few posts up with some embarrasment- His odious (sp?) personal habit appears to be contagious.

Re: The Patented Smith Pun Barrage (Fishin' Edition)

[hms42]

How about Kip Accoda's "Wet Dream" for the halibut?