You're gonna make me flounder around for a pun before I can flex my mussels, are you, you little shrimp? Or is that just a fluke? Should we continue these for the halibut, or is it getting too [orange] roughy for folks to follow? Are we the sole people enjoying this?
Well, I'd be lion if I didn't admit the a-lure of the subject. You've got to have the brines and the right platy-tude to discus this, anemone-slappin' koi-nda guy. I hope you're not cowed by this (if so, you might be more gull-i-bull than I thought). If I anchor you with my barbs, I'll try to molly-fy you with some ori-gourami, or maybe we can go skate. Otherwise, whale indulge ourselves with Thum-Baleen-A or other Tales Man Was Not Manta Know. And, if you get sick, we can give you some Tetra-cycline.
But if you really, really get crabby, I'll be forced to play Sean "Puffer" Combs' cover of Peter Cay-briel's "Shark the Monkfish".
Dear gods, please do avoid them. warinbear, the lovely man to whom I am wed has been considering posting a challenge to alt.callahans: Write something that scans to Wet Dream, with as many nautical puns as you can manage, and without using any of the puns from the original.
-looks a few posts up with some embarrasment- His odious (sp?) personal habit appears to be contagious.
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Date: 2004-09-20 07:48 pm (UTC)(Fin.)
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Date: 2004-09-20 09:45 pm (UTC)Shucks
Date: 2004-09-21 06:38 am (UTC)That way, I can buy Valve.
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Date: 2004-09-21 01:13 pm (UTC)The Patented Smith Pun Barrage (Fishin' Edition)
Date: 2004-09-21 02:13 pm (UTC)But if you really, really get crabby, I'll be forced to play Sean "Puffer" Combs' cover of Peter Cay-briel's "Shark the Monkfish".
Re: The Patented Smith Pun Barrage (Fishin' Edition)
Date: 2004-09-21 02:23 pm (UTC)Re: The Patented Smith Pun Barrage (Fishin' Edition)
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Date: 2004-09-21 05:20 pm (UTC)-looks a few posts up with some embarrasment- His odious (sp?) personal habit appears to be contagious.