Oh, Freckled Gruntthugly....

[filkertom]

Moriarty at Ain't It Cool News has #42 of a limited edition of 1000 sets of Vogon Desk Accessories. All you have to do to win is come up with the best Vogon poem, and send it to him before January 17th.

No fair using the BBC's Vogon Poem Generator.

Comments

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

Is not "Best Vogon poetry" and oxymoron?

[darkwolf69.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I wrote my own VPG, using a words list, a dissociated press algorithm[1], a random number generator (and a really hot cup of tea) if that would be cheating. :-)

I also wonder if there a filking possibilities involved here. ;-)

[1] http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/D/Dissociated-Press.html

[nubianamy.livejournal.com]

Er, pardon, sir, but that would be "freddled gruntbuggly." I think you just said "my nipples explode with delight" in Vogon.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

And you thought I didn't mean to...?

[smallship1.livejournal.com]

Not a Vogon poem as such, but...

Our Captain Prostetnic's real gone

[smallship1.livejournal.com]

Ahem, as I was saying...
When he puts his dancing shoes on.
He strikes a cute pose
Shoots slime from his nose
And the audience hollers "Vogue on!"