I'm sorry cap'n, I canna do it -- the poo fling'n monk's 'ave gooten oot again, and the subspace modulators are backed up with poo! Y'gotta 'ave a word w' spiritdance -- I think she's lettin' those pests oot on purpose -- she feels sorry for 'em, all cooped up in the weapons bay... I jus' found tarkrai -- 'e was burried un'er a pile o paperwork an' I doon't tink even claudia_ can brin 'im back to life this time. M'be if you could prise drzarron oot of folkmew's bunk fer'n hour er so, we might be able to get the warp drive back'n line afore quadrivium cooms back. Fer noo, jist have rms_butterfly keep us clear o'the OSHA inspectors? Canna get an'thin doon w'them nosing around.
Cap'n -- it's still all ah kin do ta keep the life support goin, wha-wi them monk's flingin stoof aroond engineerin! Kin I transpoort th'lot o'em to quadrivium's ship? Ah'll 'ave claudia_ give'em all a doos o'ex-lax bef're ah do, ah proomise!
An, by the way, d'ya have a wee bit o-tully oop there on th'bridge?
My God, filker0, have spiritdance check those monkeys! They might have wormholes from the Pooniverse in their little simian butts -- that would explain everything!
Ready to teleport... on my mark... three... two...
... getcher damn hands off my Tully. It didn't used to be a wee bit, ya Gaelic sponge.
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The warp drive is too straight!
Date: 2005-01-31 01:52 pm (UTC)Well, who wants gay warp drive?
Date: 2005-01-31 02:32 pm (UTC)Now, what...?
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Date: 2005-01-31 02:23 pm (UTC)Bring It, Beeyotch (... Does that have the right dignity for a Federation catchphrase...?)
Date: 2005-01-31 02:31 pm (UTC)Actually, the part I'm looking forward to is, of course,
Ach! Ne more o' that high fibre diet fer you!
Date: 2005-01-31 02:43 pm (UTC)An, by the way, d'ya have a wee bit o-tully oop there on th'bridge?
Can't Help It -- They Eat Bananas (Mmmm! Potassium!)
Date: 2005-01-31 02:52 pm (UTC)Ready to teleport... on my mark... three... two...
... getcher damn hands off my Tully. It didn't used to be a wee bit, ya Gaelic sponge.
B' Capt'n, yer ma bestist friend! I looov yoooo!
Date: 2005-01-31 03:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-01-31 03:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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