'SFunny, Usually I Play A Paladin

[filkertom]

Ranger

You scored 25 Holy, 38 Tactful, 70 Natural, and 40 Arcane!

Hmm, you've got the skills, nobody can deny that. You're a hard nut to crack in a fight, you can hound an enemy like no other, you have a connection to the wilderness that borders on supernatural, and the animals back home love you. Don't be fooled by LOTR though, you are not a natural leader. In fact, you're probably a bit of a recluse, and you are reasonably rash. You gave up understanding why humans treat each other so needlessly bad a long time ago, and have just decided to do what you can for the defenseless of us by savaging the people that harm what you love. If everyone were like you this world would be a great place... but since it's not, better get back to hunting evildoers... with uncanny intensity.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 1% on Godliness You scored higher than 50% on Tact You scored higher than 99% on Harmony You scored higher than 50% on Arcane

Link: The Which D & D Class am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

By the way -- this particular quiz generator? Clumsiest. HTML. Ever.

Comments

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

YOU, a PALADIN?

Your'e goody little two-shoes! Goody little two-shoes! Goody little two-shoes! Goody little two-shoes! Goody little two-shoes! Goody little two-shoes! Goody little two-shoes! Goody little two-shoes! Goody little two-shoes! Goody little two-shoes! Goody little two-shoes!

[darkwolf69.livejournal.com]

*BLAM*

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

"Good, bad, I'm the one with the vorpal sword"?

I think I actually did come out as a Paladin on that test, which is screamingly funny.

[miari.livejournal.com]

This thing is out of its flippin' mind. MONK?!?! NO! I am cleric material, darn it.

[partiallyclips.livejournal.com]

Ended up a wizard. Although I usually play a Cleric, I consider the wizard result expected and accurate. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.

likewise....

[isolde-deely.livejournal.com]

Monk You scored 52 Holy, 64 Tactful, 87 Natural, and 50 Arcane!

Awkward at low levels, an unstoppable juggernaught at high levels, you are the monk. I think an honest attempt was made to make the kind of monks you always see in those awesome movies from China, but really, they came up with something pretty weird here. You are so in tune with the natural harmonies of this world that you can destroy *anything*... sure, you can hit for subdual damage, but where's the fun in that? At the end of the battle the fighter wipes his sword clean of blood and resheaths it feeling pretty hard-core... until he looks over at you and sees you standing in a pile of maimed and unconscious bodies, completely unarmed, and entriely placid-faced... Fighter: "Well fought, Brother Learned Fist! Ha ha!" *said ill-at-ease* Monk: "There, in the trees... a baby morning dove just took it's first flight while I was disembowleing this ogre with my quivering-toenail... so beautiful... or did you not notice?" Your main function in the party is to keep things a little awkward for everyone else.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 50% on Godliness You scored higher than 91% on Tact You scored higher than 75% on Harmony You scored higher than 66% on Arcane

Link: The Which D & D Class am I Test written by effataigus on OkCupid Online Dating

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

And this is about the only type I haven't played...

Priest You scored 75 Holy, 44 Tactful, 57 Natural, and 55 Arcane!

Salvato himnu equis domini... my apologies to those of you who speak Latin, as I'm sure that means nothing... which is probably for the best because only a small fraction of D and D Gods actually have much to do with the Christian God, and so it could just have easily been "Dorroh muestra gah gah tormah" or whatever blows your hair back... the important thing is this... you are a man of your God. So much so that you are actually able to call upon favors directly from Him/Her/It... such as heavenly smites and whatnot. Moreover, you and your God are so tight that He/She/It doesn't even check to make sure you're putting them to good use before the favor is granted... well, for awhile at least. Some of your powers are pretty slick, I guess. Since priests are generally boiling over with suppressed violence and whatnot, and since your God-given powers never seem to measure up to the little tech-demos you see those arrogant mages doing all the time, you spend just enough time weilding a mace or other such weapon to ensure that you can kick one of those mages' butts if you ever find one alone in an alleyway. You are most likely found trading in your hard earned boons for a couple more hitpoints for the ranger to squander hunting his current pet peeve.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 92% on Godliness You scored higher than 53% on Tact You scored higher than 23% on Harmony You scored higher than 69% on Arcane

Link: The Which D & D Class am I Test written by effataigus on OkCupid Online Dating