The Four Most Terrifying Words Ever
Jun. 3rd, 2005 11:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
filkertomSomeone on my FList mentioned their choice: "We need to talk". I offer that person many hugs -- and, in a desperate attempt to lighten the mood, a few alternatives:
"I'm wearing the Speedo."
"Who did these taxes?"
"Where's the nuclear material?"
Joel Schumacher's Star Wars
Rob Liefeld drawing Constantine
Licorice-habanero Life Savers
Walt Disney's Sin City
Feel free to kick in.
"I'm wearing the Speedo."
"Who did these taxes?"
"Where's the nuclear material?"
Joel Schumacher's Star Wars
Rob Liefeld drawing Constantine
Licorice-habanero Life Savers
Walt Disney's Sin City
Feel free to kick in.
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Date: 2005-06-04 01:57 am (UTC)Star Wars Episode Seven. (Lucas, You've done ENOUGH. Dont even THINK About it. Revenge of the Sith rocked. Now STOP MAKING THEM.))
No More Tom Smith (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
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Date: 2005-06-04 03:28 am (UTC)"Love Letters" director Lucas...
Did you tell them?
Tom Smith concert cancelled.
You drank an InstaBaby.
First Church of Bush (or) First Church of Clinton
The police are here.
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Date: 2005-06-04 03:48 am (UTC)"Do me a favor?" (generally said in sweet tones with the flutter of eyelashes)
"I need this today."
it's been a LOVELY week at work, can't you tell??
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Date: 2005-06-04 04:26 am (UTC)"Hey, I just farted!"
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Date: 2005-06-04 05:48 am (UTC)Whose lipstick is that?
Grammy Winner Ashlee Simpson
Daddy, what's a (insert reproductive organ here)?
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Date: 2005-06-04 08:16 am (UTC)didn't think it'd fit
what is that smell?
A couple days late...
Date: 2005-06-06 04:49 am (UTC)-that one courtesy of John Theisen.
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Date: 2005-06-07 02:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-07 02:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-07 02:21 am (UTC)Should still be edible...
Thought you were sterile!
Rethinking our corporate structure
We have to talk
Quentin Tarantino's Harry Potter
Hiyao Miyazaki's Yellow Submarine (actually I would love to see that, but maybe my acid-eating friends wouldn't)
Rolling Stones tour again!
and for my blue-state homies:
Senator Alan Keyes (R-IL)
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Date: 2005-06-07 02:16 pm (UTC)OMG yes, please!
Dumbledore: "Harry, you are a badass muthafucker..."
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Date: 2005-06-07 02:23 am (UTC)Live action Dragonball Z!
"Dude, look, I'm bleeding!"
Michael Jackson nude photos
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Date: 2005-06-07 02:25 am (UTC)is this your lung?
wheres my big toe?
the cat ate it
hes a big softie
really it doesn't hurt
wanna see me jump?
i can do this!
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Date: 2005-06-07 02:26 am (UTC)Does this taste funny?
MTV Music Video Awards
Eminem's "The Third Man"
50 Cent IS "Hamlet"
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Date: 2005-06-07 02:17 pm (UTC)Ahahahahaha. Noooooooo...
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Date: 2005-06-07 02:38 am (UTC)"Watch me eat this"
"The Mormons WERE right"
"I'll check the firecracker"
"Was that your husband?"
"Im screwing your brother/sister/father/mother/dog"
"Of course its safe"
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Date: 2005-06-07 03:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-07 03:13 am (UTC)Michael Jackson: Not guilty
"Mom, I'm quitting school..."
"What's your name again?"
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Date: 2005-06-07 03:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-07 04:05 am (UTC)Let's hope it's benign.
Satan, accept this sacrifice...
Who's your next of kin? (oh crud, that's five.)
We have insurance...right?
Define "homocidal maniac", officer.
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Date: 2005-06-07 04:13 am (UTC)Good news: You're alive.
Did it just breathe?
It'll be over quick.
"Small" can be cute...
[must be moaned to be fully understood]: "Mike--Mark--Misty--MATT!"
"Yes, right there--*light switch* MOM???"
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Date: 2005-06-07 05:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-07 06:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-06-07 06:47 am (UTC)"Of course it's legal."
Tony Danza wins Oscar.
Arnold Schwarzenegger elected Governor.
George W. Bush, president.
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Date: 2005-06-07 07:30 am (UTC)How old are you?
Keep very still now...
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Date: 2005-06-07 07:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-07 02:00 pm (UTC)"Phone call, Mr. Crowe"
I'm flying on Northwest
We're changing health insurers
Mom, meet Paris Hilton
We're going to Neverland!
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Date: 2005-06-07 03:18 pm (UTC)