The 2005 Bulwer-Lytton Winner

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As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual.

-- Dan McKay, Fargo, ND

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You know, not that I don't enjoy Feghoots, but I think they violate the spirit of this contest. Wish they would only showcase the ones that really are attempts at atrocious writing and save the puns for a pun contest.

I enjoyed the winner, though. And my favorite was the "labrador's nose" entry.