It depends. If it ends up being like Tarzan Rocks! (which was a highly entertaining half-hour adventure, but relied on skateboarding monkeys considerably more than most Broadway musicals) we could be in trouble. But if they have a decent script, I think we'll be all right.
I am the very model of the modern punditocracy....
Okay, cheap shot.
The hilllls are aliiiive... with the scat of monkeeeeys....
I've grown accustomed to her crap....
Diarrhea, I just met an ape with diarrhea....
It's fling-time for gibbons and chimpanzees....
Poop you lob, I'll help you with poop you lob, I'll show you the proper grip, so the stuff don't slip, Little ways to add some spin, I'll tell you what foods assist with the right consis- tency -- who wants soup that's thin? As the poop you lob....
[Ethel Merman] Whaaaaat's thaaaaaat SMELL? Holy grapes! It's attack of the poo-flinging apes Starting here Starting now Baby, everyone plug up your noses!
Any poo you can fling, I can fling better I can fling monkey poo better than you No you can't! Yes, I can! No, you can't! Yes, I can! [/Ethel Merman]
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Date: 2005-08-29 08:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-29 08:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-29 11:09 pm (UTC)Take a well-known Broadway showtune, and alter the lyrics so it's all about monkeys flinging their crap
And... GO!!!
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Date: 2005-08-29 11:20 pm (UTC)I am the very model of the modern punditocracy....
Okay, cheap shot.
The hilllls are aliiiive... with the scat of monkeeeeys....
I've grown accustomed to her crap....
Diarrhea, I just met an ape with diarrhea....
It's fling-time for gibbons and chimpanzees....
Poop you lob, I'll help you with poop you lob,
I'll show you the proper grip, so the stuff don't slip,
Little ways to add some spin,
I'll tell you what foods assist with the right consis-
tency -- who wants soup that's thin?
As the poop you lob....
Must vomit now.
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Date: 2005-08-29 11:34 pm (UTC)Whaaaaat's thaaaaaat SMELL?
Holy grapes!
It's attack of the poo-flinging apes
Starting here
Starting now
Baby, everyone plug up your noses!
Any poo you can fling, I can fling better
I can fling monkey poo better than you
No you can't!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can!
[/Ethel Merman]
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Date: 2005-08-29 11:21 pm (UTC)-----wayward
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Date: 2005-08-29 11:48 pm (UTC)