Suck It Up -- It's A Tit
Dec. 6th, 2009 09:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
filkertom... Maybe that didn't pop out right. But still.
This country has an unhealthy, ridiculous obsession with sex. Some see it as Teddibly Teddibly Harmful, to the point that even a flash of what turned out to be a covered nipple sent paroxysms of freak-out across the nation (most of which were by the vast profusion of self-appointed scolds; everybody else DVR'd and downloaded that clip like crazy). Others want every bit of stimulation and titillation they can find. I think the vast majority of us are somewhere in the middle: Yeah, sex is fantastic, but now and then somebody's gotta do the laundry.
I am a heterosexual male. I love looking at breasts, under most circumstances. But I'm no longer fourteen, y'know? And even if I was, it's not like a breast-feeding mom is offering her other breast, goin', "Hey, sailor, check it out." (I understand that there are guys who go to Lamaze classes for unwed mothers, cruising for a date: they have tangible proof that the girl puts out. I wish to FSM I was kidding.)
Fer cryin' out loud, all you need to do to see all the nekkid boobies you can possibly handle, har har, is to turn off Safe Search on Google.
If you are threatened, offended, disturbed, riveted, whatever, by the flash of a nipple, especially from a breastfeeding mother, something is not right and it's likely you. And if your concept of civilization can be threatened by it, maybe you should put the deck of cards away and start using bricks and mortar.
This country has an unhealthy, ridiculous obsession with sex. Some see it as Teddibly Teddibly Harmful, to the point that even a flash of what turned out to be a covered nipple sent paroxysms of freak-out across the nation (most of which were by the vast profusion of self-appointed scolds; everybody else DVR'd and downloaded that clip like crazy). Others want every bit of stimulation and titillation they can find. I think the vast majority of us are somewhere in the middle: Yeah, sex is fantastic, but now and then somebody's gotta do the laundry.
I am a heterosexual male. I love looking at breasts, under most circumstances. But I'm no longer fourteen, y'know? And even if I was, it's not like a breast-feeding mom is offering her other breast, goin', "Hey, sailor, check it out." (I understand that there are guys who go to Lamaze classes for unwed mothers, cruising for a date: they have tangible proof that the girl puts out. I wish to FSM I was kidding.)
Fer cryin' out loud, all you need to do to see all the nekkid boobies you can possibly handle, har har, is to turn off Safe Search on Google.
If you are threatened, offended, disturbed, riveted, whatever, by the flash of a nipple, especially from a breastfeeding mother, something is not right and it's likely you. And if your concept of civilization can be threatened by it, maybe you should put the deck of cards away and start using bricks and mortar.
