Best. Headline. Ever.

[filkertom]

Nicked from ataniell93. Nothing close to work-safe.

Comments

[gclectic.livejournal.com]

I must disagree. That one is good, but it really doesn't comare to http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/15/nz_badminton_kerfuffle/.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Mm. That is a good one, relatively speaking. Crassest, maybe. Top ten, certainly. But it's so... mundane, by comparison. Simply a double entendre. I mean, the depth of that other one....

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

Best. Headline. Ever.

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

*recovers from fit of stunned laughter*


Terry Nation's estate has worse things to worry about. It's a scary internet, and someday there will be Dalek/Goatse photomanips.

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

What is this "someday"? This is the internet, where irony is irrelevant.

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

I think these people broke my brain.

Which does not detract from the wonderfulness of the headline.

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

What is it with porn and nudes in platform shoes?

No Shirt, has Shoes,

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

If she's (or he) wearing shoes, does it really count as being nude?

Re: No Shirt, has Shoes,

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

To me it recalls the "co-respondent" being pictured in vest, baggy pants and woolly socks with suspenders (UK not USA). Not sexual at all.

But you can tell a lot from a model's feet....especially if she is normally to be found in high heels.

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

My "best headline ever" vote goes to the local drama critic for sheer simplicity, for a pan review from a few years back:

"Dracula" Sucks

[denali1.livejournal.com]

Holy shit...

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

Snagged and reposted, with credit.

That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in ages.

Thank you for making my evening.

[beige-alert.livejournal.com]

I still think Aussie boffins probe lesbian cows (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09/03/lesbian_cows/) is a better headline. Not that this one isn't great, too.

[trdsf.livejournal.com]

Oh.

My.

God.

Good thing we're not allowed to surf at work anymore, because I'm sure that had that somehow got through the company filters, my reaction would've gotten me sacked. Words just fail.