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[filkertom]

It's time for another round of Favorite Spam Names Or Subject Lines. My two so far this morning are "Spermamax", who I'm pretty sure fought the New Gods in the early 80s, and "Flawless Perscription Solutions".

Got any good 'uns?

Comments

[giza.livejournal.com]

Have you been to the site www.spamusement.com? It makes mildly disturbing cartoons out of subject line from spams.

[capt-video.livejournal.com]

I had one the other day that made me laugh.

"Increase your size? Vaginally!"

I have no idea what that's supposed to do for you...

[ericcoleman]

Well, I was informed that my Paypal account had been violated, but my favorite was the email with the header monster.com job offer. It was a typical "please open up your bank accounts to us" email, but I loved the email address.

adultery@ar.yahoo.com

[shatteredglobe.livejournal.com]

My favorite had the subject line of "Mom?" and turned out to be an advertisement for Viagra, with some writing about geography at the end of the e-mail.

[kengr]

Wwell, "Ejaculate like a porn star!" has to be way up on the list. Having a friend who reviews that stuff and gives away most of her review copies, I've seen *way* too many examples to *ever* want that.

And then when it was followed by one about "erections hard as steel"...

Oy.

[sydb42.livejournal.com]

I get some great ones in my main email account every couple of days, but I've recently cleaned out my "deleted items" folder and I (thankfully) don't remember any of them. However, a quick peek at my gmail spam folder produced this one:

SHY TO FCUK WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3"

Also, apparently I ended up on a Spanish-speaking spam list at some point because about 1/4 of the spam I get on that email account is in Spanish. :P

[wookiee71.livejournal.com]

I'm scarily imagining Jack Kirby's rendition of Spermamax facing down Orion and Lightray!

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think he might be related to Paranex the Fighting Fetus from Captain Victory and the Galactic Rangers....

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

"I think you'll find THIS hard to swallow!"

"At last! My victory has reached it's climax!"

"No! Nooooo! My time has not come, yet!"

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

The newest is one of the endless variations on... well, it says "Eradicate all you are indebted for not even sending another cent".

[arcane-k.livejournal.com]

From Psycho: "Mycoxaflopin." Sound it out.

[fraggedone.livejournal.com]

"Free Aural Sex"

Sex for the ears or your Aura?

[cwsensation.livejournal.com]

I still find anything about "Soft Cialis Tabs" amusing. Don't you think it's a bad marketing idea to market products for erectile dysnfunction as "Soft?" It's kind of like naming your beer DUI Genuine Draft.

--Jer

[shadowriderhope.livejournal.com]

"Full of health? Then don't click!"

I also have to second the Spamusement reco. Esp. the "Troy Powell" series, and the "Eggplant Mike" ones.

I get the occasional Russian spam, which I find entertaining (I can read Russian).

[ericthemage.livejournal.com]

I really liked From: Pestilence C. Papergirl

Today I received two subject lines that made me look twice:

Subject: Cox Cable in Las Vegas and Time-Warner in Houston, Texas.
Subject: For the life of me, no one's ever held a gun to my head while I've downed a Big Mac.

Both advertising My Secret Folders.

[magicaltrevor.livejournal.com]

Just had to say I like your icon. And that Spamusement.com is a truly, truly wonderful thing.