Fun Spam Subject Line Of The Week

[filkertom]

"You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue."

Comments

[tnatj.livejournal.com]

Ow! Just thinking about it hurts.

[ericcoleman]

I've never had the urge to use ANYONE's penis as a billiards cue ...

[neonnurse.livejournal.com]

The spamusement guy covered that one in January:

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/311

[lemur-lady.livejournal.com]

Jinx!

[neonnurse.livejournal.com]

In my family we used to say, "Pinch-poke, you owe me a Coke!" :) But yeah, here we are with our great minds thinking alike!

[lemur-lady.livejournal.com]

Spamusement did a cartoon with that one (http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/311) a few weeks ago :)

[belzarak.livejournal.com]

As a putter on a mini-golf course, possibly, but never as a billiards cue. ;)

[gpeefalt.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but getting the blue chalk off is a BITCH.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Is that color commentary, play-by-play, or... both...?

[gpeefalt.livejournal.com]

Purely a sideline reporter.

[partiallyclips.livejournal.com]

Tried it once. I wracked my balls.

[jrtom.livejournal.com]

What? No "in the side pocket" jokes? ;)

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

Blue ball, corner pocket.

[darthparadox.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't break them. That would hurt more than just a scratch, I think.

[tigertoy.livejournal.com]

If you scratch you have to put one of your balls that already scored on that little dot on the table. I think that would hurt plenty.

[darthparadox.livejournal.com]

Hm. The way I play, a scratch just means the other player has ball in hand. I suppose that's not so bad.

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

REALLY??! :-O Just how long... oh never mind...

[louisadkins.livejournal.com]

What a wonderful insult/fake-threat! I must remember this... "use your penis as a billiards que..." It has that touch of something that could make someone think twice before laughing...

[unclelumpy.livejournal.com]

I've heard of "dirty pool", but this is rediculous!

Here's a picture to go with that!

[giza.livejournal.com]

From http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/311:

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

I would, but apparently I'd need a rest....

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

(blink) How did they _know_?!?!

This reminds me...

[pickledcritter.livejournal.com]

Did the classic quote "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?" from Real Genius pop into anyone else's mind when they read the post?

Potentially workable...

[feinan.livejournal.com]

...as long as you don't insist on it being yours. Or human. *grin* Sorry - the biology major in me snuck up and took over the keyboard. There's a lovely artifact called the baculum or "penis bone" in some animals. The walrus has one that, while not large enough for a pool cue, could possibly be used if you glued several together...

http://www.biosbcc.net/ocean/marinesci/04benthon/arcimg/arc7235.jpg

Blame this on my brainsludge. And the fact that a prof of mine back in grad school used to use a pig baculum as a pointer in class.

-Feinan

[sylverwolfe.livejournal.com]

that's definitely a new one. i'll have to mention it to a friend of mine. she recently bought a new pool cue for her birthday; i'll have to razz her about pool cue envy.
and speaking of email, i was wondering if you could send me your cell phone number. i seem to have been a bad fangirl and lost it since conglomeration last august. wyldwolfe (at) gmail (dot) com.

[starcat-jewel.livejournal.com]

That makes me wince, and I'm not even a guy!