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"You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue."

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Date: 2006-03-08 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tnatj.livejournal.com
Ow! Just thinking about it hurts.

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Date: 2006-03-08 07:33 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ericcoleman
I've never had the urge to use ANYONE's penis as a billiards cue ...

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Date: 2006-03-08 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neonnurse.livejournal.com
The [livejournal.com profile] spamusement guy covered that one in January:

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/311

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Date: 2006-03-08 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neonnurse.livejournal.com
In my family we used to say, "Pinch-poke, you owe me a Coke!" :) But yeah, here we are with our great minds thinking alike!

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Date: 2006-03-08 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemur-lady.livejournal.com
Spamusement did a cartoon with that one (http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/311) a few weeks ago :)

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Date: 2006-03-08 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] belzarak.livejournal.com
As a putter on a mini-golf course, possibly, but never as a billiards cue. ;)

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Date: 2006-03-08 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gpeefalt.livejournal.com
Yeah, but getting the blue chalk off is a BITCH.

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Date: 2006-03-08 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filkertom.livejournal.com
Is that color commentary, play-by-play, or... both...?

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Date: 2006-03-08 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gpeefalt.livejournal.com
Purely a sideline reporter.

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Date: 2006-03-08 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] partiallyclips.livejournal.com
Tried it once. I wracked my balls.

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Date: 2006-03-08 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jrtom.livejournal.com
What? No "in the side pocket" jokes? ;)

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Date: 2006-03-08 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scifantasy.livejournal.com
Blue ball, corner pocket.

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Date: 2006-03-08 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthparadox.livejournal.com
At least you didn't break them. That would hurt more than just a scratch, I think.

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Date: 2006-03-08 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigertoy.livejournal.com
If you scratch you have to put one of your balls that already scored on that little dot on the table. I think that would hurt plenty.

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Date: 2006-03-08 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthparadox.livejournal.com
Hm. The way I play, a scratch just means the other player has ball in hand. I suppose that's not so bad.

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Date: 2006-03-08 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annearchy.livejournal.com
REALLY??! :-O Just how long... oh never mind...

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Date: 2006-03-08 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louisadkins.livejournal.com
What a wonderful insult/fake-threat! I must remember this... "use your penis as a billiards que..." It has that touch of something that could make someone think twice before laughing...

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Date: 2006-03-08 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unclelumpy.livejournal.com
I've heard of "dirty pool", but this is rediculous!

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Date: 2006-03-08 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-caton.livejournal.com
I would, but apparently I'd need a rest....

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Date: 2006-03-09 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com
(blink) How did they _know_?!?!

This reminds me...

Date: 2006-03-09 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pickledcritter.livejournal.com
Did the classic quote "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?" from Real Genius pop into anyone else's mind when they read the post?

Potentially workable...

Date: 2006-03-09 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feinan.livejournal.com
...as long as you don't insist on it being yours. Or human. *grin* Sorry - the biology major in me snuck up and took over the keyboard. There's a lovely artifact called the baculum or "penis bone" in some animals. The walrus has one that, while not large enough for a pool cue, could possibly be used if you glued several together...

http://www.biosbcc.net/ocean/marinesci/04benthon/arcimg/arc7235.jpg

Blame this on my brainsludge. And the fact that a prof of mine back in grad school used to use a pig baculum as a pointer in class.

-Feinan

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Date: 2006-03-09 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylverwolfe.livejournal.com
that's definitely a new one. i'll have to mention it to a friend of mine. she recently bought a new pool cue for her birthday; i'll have to razz her about pool cue envy.
and speaking of email, i was wondering if you could send me your cell phone number. i seem to have been a bad fangirl and lost it since conglomeration last august. wyldwolfe (at) gmail (dot) com.

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Date: 2006-03-09 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starcat-jewel.livejournal.com
That makes me wince, and I'm not even a guy!

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