Tune: the obvious Christine Lavin song for this one...
It was a Mary-Sue fanfic novel, from a universe she'd grown to love. And she knew that others would read it, if she just gave the story a shove. So she published it with her own company, and it made Amazon's page forthwith, and now she's holding a cease-and-desist note from a lawyer who's a Lord of the Sith.
What was she thinking? Does she know the law? She'll realize fast, just before her assets are swallowed by the Lucas Inc. maw. What was she drinking? Was it fermented from wood? But her future fame's assured, cause we'll now see her often at the front of George's limo hood.
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Date: 2006-04-23 12:33 pm (UTC)It was a Mary-Sue fanfic novel, from a universe she'd grown to love.
And she knew that others would read it, if she just gave the story a shove.
So she published it with her own company, and it made Amazon's page forthwith,
and now she's holding a cease-and-desist note from a lawyer who's a Lord of the Sith.
What was she thinking? Does she know the law?
She'll realize fast, just before her assets are swallowed by the Lucas Inc. maw.
What was she drinking? Was it fermented from wood?
But her future fame's assured, cause we'll now see her often at the front of George's limo hood.