Dangerous Wands

[filkertom]

I would TOTALLY see this. Thanks to huskiebear.

What kind of HP mash-up would you make, if you could? I've seen 'em with Superman, Transformers, Pride and Prejudice, Devil May Cry, Twilight, Batman, Pirates of the Caribbean, and remember that I tend to stick with only Harry/Hermione fics at Portkey. And of course there are a lot of variations of this.

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[peachtales.livejournal.com]

Heh. That was really bad :P In a good way, of course.
I can see Pirates, and Sense, and just about all of them. That is so much better to be thinking about than the usual stuff on my mind these days. Thanks!

[zenturbo.livejournal.com]

The wizard rap was fun...have to wait to watch the first one as works says it's verboten.

[purpleranger.livejournal.com]

I had one thought for a HP/CSI:Miami crossover. Or at least one brief scene from same:

"Is there something wrong, Lt. Caine?"

"Not really, Professor McGonagall. I'm just a little curious as to why everyone here assumes that my name is Weasley, though."

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

The old roleplaying game, Ars Magica. I think it creates a world of wizards as a framework in which to put Hogwarts which makes sense, while the books don't.

[nimitzbrood.livejournal.com]

Wand City.

Snape: "Dumbledore's dead and I've been framed and The Ministry is in on it."

Harry: "Dozens of them. Armed to the teeth. I'm outnumbered. Outgunned. But the alley is crooked, dark, and very narrow. They can't surround me. Sometimes you can beat the odds with a careful choice of where to fight."

[zellion.livejournal.com]

I would totally see that movie too. The disclaimer at the beginning was hilarious too. "You hear me WB? Say the word and I'm yours!"

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

Harry is the one that makes First Contact.

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

OMG, I'm right there with you. That is so AWESOME.

I got it. I got it.

Harry Potter and the Princess Bride.

"It's possible, boggart, I might be bluffing. It's concievable, you miserable vomitous grindylow, that I might be lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But then again, perhaps I have the strength after all.

[HARRY stands and points his wand at LUCIUS]

"DROP. YOUR. WAND."

[LUCIUS gapes at HARRY for a beat, drops his wand, and runs like a Golden Snitch]

[warinbear.livejournal.com]

My daughters are fond of HP/Gundam Wing. Don't ask me why, 'cause I don't get it either.

[solarbird]

Na, na, na, you're missing the real opportunity here: Time Lord Acadamy v. Hogwarts. (Which is, okay, fine, a tiny bit of a self-insert. I mean, have you seen the logo of my actual real-life school?) Which'll win, magic or timelord monkey business? You tell me! Of course, it'd make a better short story or movie than novelette, so I guess that's a fair point, but still.

[his-spiffyness.livejournal.com]

Well, before Prisoner of Azkaban Hermione might have taken a summer course on proper Time Turner usage and avoidance of paradoxes. Who else ould she have received her instruction from?

[ravenclaw-eric.livejournal.com]

I've written HP crossover fics...Harry Potter and the One Ring of Power, a HP/LOTR crossover, and "Harry Potter, as written by..."---a series of short excerpts from versions of the HP stories written by well-known authors.

I'd love to see a HP/Godfather mashup..."Wormtail...WHAT is THIS?"

"It's a dead Crumple-Horned Snorkack, my lord, wrapped in Walden MacNair's robes. It's an old Sicilian message. It means that Walden MacNair is sleeping with the Snorkacks."

*sigh* "Well, he slept with everything else when he was alive. Other than him being dead, what else is new?"

[tinrat.livejournal.com]

The Omega Wizard, or The last Gryffindor On Earth.

"Come out, Neville! Come out!"

[caraig.livejournal.com]

My mind is going in strange places. It's unaccountably putting 'Lovecraft' after all these tossings-about of 'HP.'

"It was in my fifth year at Hogwarts when the squamous, madness-inducing perfidity of Voldemort chose then to rear it's ugly, silithid head and bring down the wrath of the King in Yellow upon us all...."

Heh... Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Kadath... =D

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

I actually started writing an HP/Lovecraft crossover some years ago. "I am Ronald Bilius Weasley, and this is my shame...."

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

I want to see Harry Potter as The Graduate.

I just want to say one word. Pensieves.



Where did you do it?
In Arthur's car.
What kind of car was it?
Oh, come on....
Not the Ford Anglia!
Yes, the Ford.
Oh, wow. That's great. So ol' Bill Weasley got started in the Ford Anglia...

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

Mental floss, please!

[dornbeast.livejournal.com]

I don't know how it would work, but ever since I saw the book Indiana Jones and the Philosopher's Stone, I've had this image in my head...

[deor.livejournal.com]

The Maltese Gryphon

[lizziecrowe.livejournal.com]

I would SO watch this!