HP and the Fill In The Blank
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mctabby, known for hosting Summary Executions (actual HP fanfic summaries which deserve a good MSTing) has similarly collected a bunch of the goofiest actual HP fanfic titles you're ever likely to see.So... got any really, really unlikely Harry Potter titles?
The ideal one would be something that has at least a shadow of a vestige of a ghost of a chance of suggesting something legit -- for example, "Harry Potter and the Bloody Sunday", "Draco Fugit", "A Chyrsanthemum for Severus", "Neville Longbottom and the Scar-Headed Glory Hound", or something like that. Lesser efforts might include "Harry Potter and the Broken Cuisinart", "The 387th Annual Hogwarts Seventh Year Intra-Mural Wankfest (Featuring Real Murals)", or "My Red-Headed Friend Is Visiting". Brief, horrifically painful images, such as "Hagrid Gets A Pony" or "Walker, Texas Granger", are also welcome.
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Date: 2006-05-08 02:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-08 02:26 pm (UTC)Harry Potter and the Mountains of Madness
Harry Potter and the gates of the Silver Key
The Doom that came to Hogwarts
What if Tom Clancy wrote Harry Potter
What if PJ O'Rourke wrote Harry Potter
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Date: 2006-05-08 02:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-08 02:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-08 02:40 pm (UTC)The Delta of Hermione.
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Date: 2006-05-08 02:41 pm (UTC)http://community.livejournal.com/genworks/92786.html and the next, oh, month of posts.
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Date: 2006-05-08 02:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-08 02:43 pm (UTC)Everybody Poops, Even Harry Potter
Harry Potter and the Curse of Male Pattern Baldness
Harry Potter and the Botched Pelvic Surgery
Harry Potter and the IRS (or whatever the equivalent is in England)
Harry Potter And The Blowfish
Harry Potter and the Horror At Party Beach
Harry Potter and the Stopped-Up Loo
Harry Potter Calls the Plumber
Harry Potter and the Plumber Who Couldn't Fix the Stopped-Up Loo
Harry Potter Digs a Hole in the Back Garden
Harry Potter Poops in the Hole in the Back Garden
Harry Potter and the Author who was Far Too Amused at Toilet Humour
(those last few were a series, you see)
Harry Potter Learns to Swear
Harry Potter Becomes Vaguely Worried By All These Titles People Are Thinking Up
Harry Potter Gets Meta
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-08 02:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-08 02:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-08 02:51 pm (UTC)More "classic" children's novels with Harry Potter
Date: 2006-05-08 02:57 pm (UTC)Harry Potter and the Bridge to Terabithia
Harry Potter on the Island of the Blue Dolphins
The Adventures of Harry Potter and Tom Sawyer
Harry Potter and Eloise take a Bawth
Harry Potter and Sirius, the Farting Dog
Harry Potter Catches the Stinky Cheese Man
Harry Potter and the Garden of Secrets
Harry Potter's Little Princess
A Day No Harry Potter Would Die
Harry Potter and the Phantom Tollbooth
and finally...
Are You There God? It's Me, Harry Potter.
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Date: 2006-05-08 02:57 pm (UTC)Harry potter meets Scooby doo.
A few months back
Date: 2006-05-08 02:59 pm (UTC)How about:
Harry Potter and the Cold Equations
Harry Potter and the City of Gold and Lead
Harry Potter and the (insert random Tom Swift title here)
Harry Potter and the men from mars
Harry Potter and the women of venus
Harry Potter and the Wizard of Oz
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Date: 2006-05-08 03:04 pm (UTC)or the Hagrid Sutra...
Ok, I think I'll change track...
How about Harry Potter and adventures of James Randy ?!
[the professional debunker that is.]
Re: More "classic" children's novels with Harry Potter
Date: 2006-05-08 03:09 pm (UTC)Having actually read the original, that could be a trip.
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Date: 2006-05-08 03:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-08 03:21 pm (UTC)Speed 3: Die Hard on a Broomstick
Snapes on a Plane (been done but bears mention)
Harry Movie
...and come to think of it, where WAS Harry Potter in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?
Speaking of horrifically painful images . . .
Date: 2006-05-08 03:28 pm (UTC)Re: Speaking of horrifically painful images . . .
Date: 2006-05-08 03:36 pm (UTC)Er, I believe you owe me a new brain; mine just exploded.
Re: Speaking of horrifically painful images . . .
Date: 2006-05-08 03:40 pm (UTC)"The spirits unerringly tell me that you would be willing to have an affair with me to stay in the competition."
"Contemptible. And that's just the other judges."
Re: Speaking of horrifically painful images . . .
Date: 2006-05-08 03:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-08 03:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-08 04:00 pm (UTC)Crisis On Infinite Hogwarts
Gilderoy Girls
The Good, the Bad, and the Muggly
Harry (Potter) and the Hendersons
Hermione Granger, Girl Genius
I'm Just Wild About Harry (The Luna Lovegood Diaries)
The Potter on the Edge of Forever
Warwickshire Potter and the Temple of Doom
Where In the Wizarding World Is Carmen Sandiego?
Why Did It Have To Be Snapes?
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Date: 2006-05-08 04:04 pm (UTC)Okay, that's beautiful.