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[filkertom]

Nicked from daisy_knotwise.

The Detailed Starship Quiz LiveJournal Username Spaceship Name Spaceship Size VW BugSedanJet FighterFishing YachtTractor-TrailerAttack SubmarineNuclear Missile SubmarineAircraft CarrierQueen Mary Luxury LinerManhattan How is the spaceship piloted? YokeStickAs above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressedTouch screensThere's one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch himNeural interfaceA full-body harnessThe pilot must be suspended in gooSome inscrutible alien attached to the ship does itRock MusicMarvin Gaye's Sexual PilotingThe main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging itPassive-aggressive banter with ship's computerThe Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to goThinking really hard about the destination How is the spaceship powered? FissionFusionAntimatterIrradiating CrystalsRock MusicCoal-fired SteamWood-burning SteamGasolineLoveForcing two people who can't stand each other to make out on the bridgeBaby sealsSmilesDimensional AnomalyBy feeding the alien creature that's the engineSexual FrustrationEarl Gray TeaMilkWaterGarbageTickling a member of an alien species while it's hooked up to the reactorOstrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills What's the upholstery like on the seats? Hard PlasticSoft PlasticCloth UpholsteryLeather UpholsteryCloth like a Louis XIV CouchThat gel stuff they put on bike seatsBeanbag chairsInflatable chairsVinylBaby SealBrushed Aluminum How do you see outside the spaceship? PortholesLarge, hopefully sturdy windowsBig flat screenHolographic projector in center of bridgeSmall screens near each stationWristwatch TVsThe power of imaginationThe computer narrates like a movie for the blindThe computer sings an Australian songline What's the spaceship's primary purpose? PleasureExplorationCombatCargo HaulingGarbage DisposalScienceAgricultureRaw Materials ExtractionTransportationCommunicationsSmugglingGamblingSpreading Love and HappinessRock MusicOther What's the Captain's catchphrase? Main Weapon System: Bags of Hockey Pucks Main Defensive System: Emergency Teleporter Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments 71% Voice of the ship's computer: nuveena Finds mandatory uniform unflattering: billroper Looks sexy in mandatory uniform: thatcrazycajun Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform: trektone Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker: ghosts_on_tv42 This Fun Quiz created by Akhmed at BlogQuiz.Net

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Comments

[palenoue.livejournal.com]

Now if only they'd supply a composit illustration of your ship.

[salkryn.livejournal.com]

You sir, are now my god. ALL HAIL THE GREAT TOM SMITH! *worships*

[shadowsalterego.livejournal.com]

Hockey pucks! Yes! That kicks so much ass. That is a friggen'amazing starship.

*casts a very bloodshot eye at Salkryn* Dude....the next time you have to stay up for longer than is sane....lemonade, and energy drinks, man. I recommend them to everyone! Teehee.