Ms. Peach is teaching her 1st grade class and says "Alright, children. Today I'd like each of you to stand up and tell me what one of your parents does for a living."
Little Suzy stands up and says "My Daddy is a fireman."
Little Billy stands up and says "My Mommy is a lawyer."
Then little Tommy stands up and says "My Daddy is a drug-dealer."
Ms. Peach immediately takes little Tommy outside the classroom and says "Tommy, is that true? Is your Daddy really a drug-dealer?"
Little Tommy looks down at his feet and says "Naw, but I was too embarrassed to say he plays starting lineup for the Cubs."
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Date: 2006-08-25 04:58 pm (UTC)Little Suzy stands up and says "My Daddy is a fireman."
Little Billy stands up and says "My Mommy is a lawyer."
Then little Tommy stands up and says "My Daddy is a drug-dealer."
Ms. Peach immediately takes little Tommy outside the classroom and says "Tommy, is that true? Is your Daddy really a drug-dealer?"
Little Tommy looks down at his feet and says "Naw, but I was too embarrassed to say he plays starting lineup for the Cubs."