Additional "Callisto" Lyrics

[filkertom]

I wrote a new verse a couple of years back. And then I lost the notebook.

She once was a babe,
A blonde in black leather,
A sexier snuff queen you never would find;
But then came the plots
Where Xena redeems her,
And now she's all gentle and loving and kind;
Her wings are a joke, and her robes sure are glowing,
Some jerkface producer is out of his mind....

Aiee, Callisto, you're Touched By An Angel,
A cloying self-righteous defender of peace,
I, Callisto, speak for your male viewers:
Corrupt Roma Downey and off dump Della Reese.

Ai-yi-yi-i-i-i....

On the same page:

I want a girl just like the girls
They've made in CGI.
DOA, Lara Croft,
And Doctor Aki Ross
From Final Fanta-sye,
A perky pixellated pleaser of men,
If she's not perfect, edit, render again,
I want a girl just like the girls
They've made in CGI.

Comments

[tiercel]

Hey, don't be joking about killing Della Reese. Not only can she sing like nobody's business, she played BA's mom on A-team.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Fine. "Dump", then.

[bar1scorpio.livejournal.com]

Nah, kill 'er. That's what the old Callisto would do.

You know there's a DOA movie comingf out, right? Ample fodder soon there....

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

The operative word being "ample".

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

Isn't it cool to come across stuff you never thought you'd find again. I know I literally squealed when I found Where's the Filkcircle, wich was nearly complete back around 2000 or so and then was lost. I found the paper I'd written it down on in a box of stuff my ex gave me when she moved, and was only getting around to sorting through recently, and finally finished the song. :)

[alicetheowl.livejournal.com]

Does this mean we'll get a new recording?

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Maybe. ;)

[alicetheowl.livejournal.com]

*hopes*

Please? I'll be good . . .

Oh, and my husband hadn't heard most of the songs on the 2 CDs of yours that we bought during Dragon*Con ("And They Say I've Got Talent" and "Last Hero on Earth"). We listened to both of them on the way home, and LOVED them. I'd totally pay to see "Last Hero On Earth" performed onstage. ^ v ^

[lizard-sf.livejournal.com]

Mebbe the folks who do the play at dragincin could do it?

[alicetheowl.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooh . . . THERE's a thought!

[purpleranger.livejournal.com]

I'll second the motion for a new recording. At the very least, add the new lyrics to the proper place on tomsmithonline. (Assuming that you haven't done so already.)

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Most likely tomorrow. I'm still working on the new iTom song, and I was gonna update a few different things.

[emiofbrie.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I think my version of "Me So Hungry" (which I wrote before I knew of the 4 Large Crew's version) is lost forever....