Happy April Fool's Day

[filkertom]

Rather than play practical jokes, let's tell jokes instead.

How many nannies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it's a little tricky getting the diaper to stay in place.

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[timemachineyeah.livejournal.com]

There's a little atom, and he's crying. Another atom goes up to the little atom and asks, "Why are you crying, little atom?"

The little atom cries "A big atom came and stole one of my electrons!"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!"