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Rather than play practical jokes, let's tell jokes instead.

How many nannies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it's a little tricky getting the diaper to stay in place.

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Date: 2007-04-01 06:40 am (UTC)
ext_1844: (Same thing we do everynight Pinky)
From: [identity profile] lapislaz.livejournal.com
As long as we are going with lightbulb jokes...

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?



The answer? Just two.

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Date: 2007-04-01 06:51 am (UTC)
kshandra: A cross-stitch sampler in a gilt frame, plainly stating "FUCK CANCER" (Koosh)
From: [personal profile] kshandra
...but don't ask me how they got in there....

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Date: 2007-04-01 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurel-potter.livejournal.com
Elquest related -- How many elves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Elves don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in trees.

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