Happy April Fool's Day

[filkertom]

Rather than play practical jokes, let's tell jokes instead.

How many nannies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it's a little tricky getting the diaper to stay in place.

Comments

[dornbeast.livejournal.com]

How many pretentious artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the lightbulb, two to critique the work.

...mystery writers?

Two. One to remove the old bulb and put the new one in partway, the other to give it that little twist at the end.

...evil telepaths?

"You will change my lightbulbs."
"I will change your lightbulbs."