THE MATRIX. Sh-Yeah, Right
May. 4th, 2007 08:48 amI have friends who swear by Entertainment Weekly. I usually swear at it. It's a little more interested in its own snark than actual quality. And, this week, for me it jumps the snark.
Number One on The Top 25 Sci-Fi Movies and TV Shows of the past 25 years is The Matrix?
(They also don't seem to know who's playing Doctor Who these days.)
And, before any of you say it, yes, Top Whatever lists are dumb, they reflect the interests of whoever made the list (credited writer is Jeff Jensen), they mean nothing to real fans, yadda fuckin' yadda. But when they get put in mainstream publications with lots of circulation, they become Conventional Wisdom for people who don't know any better. It's exactly like Sunday morning bobbleheads -- The Truth Is Out There (#4), but you have to tell people.
In case you don't want to go through twenty-five pages on the EW site, here's the list:
I'm also bemused thinking about how strangely focused the list is: "The Top 25 Sci-Fi Movies And TV Series of the past 25 years". Which doesn't sound at all strange, until you remember that the Sci-Fi blockbuster was invented only thirty years ago. EW even admits they wish they could put the first two Star Wars movies up there, but, shucks, they're just outside the time limit. Along with Close Encounters, Escape From New York, Superman....
So. What would be on your list that isn't on theirs? Note that we are not counting "fantasy" movies (e.g., The Lord of the Rings The Princess Bride), even though about half of the entries they've got here technically are fantasy movies. They did, however, let superheroes in (with Heroes), so I count that as fair game. (I promise I will sit down and watch Heroes at some point, although I've gotta catch up with Galactica now, but... this stuff has been done, gang. Remember another non-entry on this list, Unbreakable?)
ETA: I really should've been more explicit about what I think does and does not belong on the list. I can make a case for The Matrix being there, but not at #1. E.T. is, I think, a fantasy movie, along with Eternal Sunshine. I haven't watched Lost, but everything I'm told gives me a non-SF vibe; I'd be happy to be proven wrong. ST:TNG!? Give me a break. Better, give me a writer with halfway-decent premises. ST:TNG and ST:V made a painful habit of writing beautiful John W. Campbell-style scripts based around the most ludicrous starting points. John Carpenter's The Thing was not bad, but it was a horror movie. If that gets in, I want Re-Animator. Starship Troopers!? Jayzus. In that case, I want Godzilla 2000.
Besides the ones I mentioned above, where the hell is A.I.? The Abyss? Alien Nation? WarGames? Little Shop of Horrors? Jurassic Park? The Dune miniseries? Dark City? Men In Black? Tron? The Handmaid's Tale? Do they seriously think Futurama is better than the animated Justice League?
Number One on The Top 25 Sci-Fi Movies and TV Shows of the past 25 years is The Matrix?
(They also don't seem to know who's playing Doctor Who these days.)
And, before any of you say it, yes, Top Whatever lists are dumb, they reflect the interests of whoever made the list (credited writer is Jeff Jensen), they mean nothing to real fans, yadda fuckin' yadda. But when they get put in mainstream publications with lots of circulation, they become Conventional Wisdom for people who don't know any better. It's exactly like Sunday morning bobbleheads -- The Truth Is Out There (#4), but you have to tell people.
In case you don't want to go through twenty-five pages on the EW site, here's the list:
- The Matrix
- Battlestar Galactica (2003)
- Blade Runner
- The X-Files
- Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan
- Brazil
- E.T.
- Star Trek: TNG
- Aliens
- John Carpenter's The Thing
- Lost
- Back To The Future
- Terminator/Terminator 2
- Children of Men
- Firefly/Serenity
- Total Recall
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Heroes
- Starship Troopers
- Star Wars: Clone Wars
- Futurama
- Quantum Leap
- Doctor Who
- Galaxy Quest
- V: The Miniseries
I'm also bemused thinking about how strangely focused the list is: "The Top 25 Sci-Fi Movies And TV Series of the past 25 years". Which doesn't sound at all strange, until you remember that the Sci-Fi blockbuster was invented only thirty years ago. EW even admits they wish they could put the first two Star Wars movies up there, but, shucks, they're just outside the time limit. Along with Close Encounters, Escape From New York, Superman....
So. What would be on your list that isn't on theirs? Note that we are not counting "fantasy" movies (e.g., The Lord of the Rings The Princess Bride), even though about half of the entries they've got here technically are fantasy movies. They did, however, let superheroes in (with Heroes), so I count that as fair game. (I promise I will sit down and watch Heroes at some point, although I've gotta catch up with Galactica now, but... this stuff has been done, gang. Remember another non-entry on this list, Unbreakable?)
ETA: I really should've been more explicit about what I think does and does not belong on the list. I can make a case for The Matrix being there, but not at #1. E.T. is, I think, a fantasy movie, along with Eternal Sunshine. I haven't watched Lost, but everything I'm told gives me a non-SF vibe; I'd be happy to be proven wrong. ST:TNG!? Give me a break. Better, give me a writer with halfway-decent premises. ST:TNG and ST:V made a painful habit of writing beautiful John W. Campbell-style scripts based around the most ludicrous starting points. John Carpenter's The Thing was not bad, but it was a horror movie. If that gets in, I want Re-Animator. Starship Troopers!? Jayzus. In that case, I want Godzilla 2000.
Besides the ones I mentioned above, where the hell is A.I.? The Abyss? Alien Nation? WarGames? Little Shop of Horrors? Jurassic Park? The Dune miniseries? Dark City? Men In Black? Tron? The Handmaid's Tale? Do they seriously think Futurama is better than the animated Justice League?
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Date: 2007-05-04 02:18 pm (UTC)Leaving B5 off is travesty.
Return of the Jedi makes the 25 year limit (1983) and it's not as good as Futurama???
Totall Recall but not ID:4?
WhereTF is Robocop?!?!
"V" beats Jurassic Park and all of the above?
Lost is SCI FI???
Presumably Highlander was not.
As wasn't Beauty and the Beast.
X-Files, the movie or series?
Galaxy Quest??!?! Night of the Comet was better Sci Fi.
(no subject)
Date: 2007-05-04 03:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-05-04 03:54 pm (UTC)Robocop might not make top 25, and I think we've named more than 25 that should be on the list (which isn't possible) but still...
You'd think at least half of his list should have won the Hugo for Best Dramatic Presentation Long or Short.
As it is, he's left off B5, the only episodic TV show to win the long bdm since Rod Serling and Harlan Ellison had a tryst in the back of a VW bug.
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Date: 2007-05-05 01:11 am (UTC)I would actually agree that it is. There's Stuff going on which takes it out of (sur)realism and specifically into near-future (or now slightly-past, strictly speaking ^_^) SF. It may end up being more science-fantasy than science-fiction, but I've followed a bunch of the background/side things, and there's sciffy stuff going on.
Whether it ends up being good SF is an open question. ^_^ It rather depends upon how they resolve a variety of things.
(no subject)
Date: 2007-05-05 01:12 am (UTC)