Without Question, If There's A Hell I'm Goin'

[filkertom]

And now, Carol Hall does J. K. Rowling:

HOGWARTS!
Has a Horcrux in it!
(Voldemort carved up his soul!)

HOGWARTS!
Has a Horcrux in it!
(Voldemort carved up his soul!)

Tom Marvolo Riddle tried to dodge the day he died,
He'd murder folks and use their energy...
To save his hide!

Which is probably all we really need. No record yet of any of the words to "Nothing Dursley Goin' On".

Comments

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

Without Question, If There's A Hell I'm Goin'

Perhaps, but I suspect that regular Hell is statistically similar to Filkers' Heaven.

[hitchkitty.livejournal.com]

Climate and company.

[palenoue.livejournal.com]

Filker Hell: nobody gets any of the references.