Without Question, If There's A Hell I'm Goin'

[filkertom]

And now, Carol Hall does J. K. Rowling:

HOGWARTS!
Has a Horcrux in it!
(Voldemort carved up his soul!)

HOGWARTS!
Has a Horcrux in it!
(Voldemort carved up his soul!)

Tom Marvolo Riddle tried to dodge the day he died,
He'd murder folks and use their energy...
To save his hide!

Which is probably all we really need. No record yet of any of the words to "Nothing Dursley Goin' On".

Comments

[baphnedia.livejournal.com]

I have warned my forum away from these lyrics, lest they'd need their eyes professionally cleaned.

*grin*

[ladystarblade.livejournal.com]

Uh oh...what does it say about me that instead of running for the brain bleach, I'm actually cocking my head and thinking, "huh, that could work..."

[kshandra]

I need to steal your icon. *loves the Freddie*

[ladystarblade.livejournal.com]

LOL, I love the Freddie too...I've got a million of them. My roommate gaelbrady makes 'em for me...feel free to take with credit.

Freddie Mercury rules! Ahem, back to your regularly scheduled programming...

[peachtales.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

Without Question, If There's A Hell I'm Goin'

Perhaps, but I suspect that regular Hell is statistically similar to Filkers' Heaven.

[hitchkitty.livejournal.com]

Climate and company.

[palenoue.livejournal.com]

Filker Hell: nobody gets any of the references.

[aylinn.livejournal.com]

ah, yes. Move over in that space in hell, Tom - I started singing it.

(of course it helps that my mom has done several productions of that show. and usually ends up in that particular chorus.)

hmmm now what to set to "20 fans were turning, they were turning, 20 fans were turning in every room..."

[briansiano.livejournal.com]

"Tom Marvolo Riddle tried to dodge the day he died,
He'd murder folks and use their energy...
To save his hide!"

Suddenly, I'm expecting Joan Baez to sing "the niiiight they drove ole Dixie down, and the people were singin'..."

[dr-zrfq.livejournal.com]

Arrrrrgh. Now I'm starting to filk *that* tune on the HP theme. I sure hope Robbie Robertson doesn't know where I live...

[briansiano.livejournal.com]

I know, it's sort of an obvious filk.

Good thing I'm shitty at lyrics and can't sing or play anything.

[starcat-jewel.livejournal.com]

Hey, if StevieMac could do "Harry: The Rock Opera", there's no reason for you not to do "The Best Little Wizard School in England"!

[trdsf.livejournal.com]

*blink*

*blinkblink*

Ow.

[kayshapero]

Oooh.... I wanna SEE that!

(BTW - I'm going to heaven. This means I'm gonna have to drag the rest of you along with me so I won't get bored and neither will God. You have been Warned!)

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

That makes sense. It wouldn't be heaven without your friends!

[ladysmith.livejournal.com]

Scotland. Hogwarts is in Scotland.

But it still scans, so it's okay. ;-}

[ddrussianinja.livejournal.com]

Scotland? Musicals? Harry Potter?

...

Brigadoombledore?

[kayshapero]

Plergb. Intensely.

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

"Hogwarts Story: An Order of the Phoenix Musical"
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/hogwartstory.htm

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

Umbridge will get you, if you don't look out.
Umbridge says "You must behave,
You-Know-Who is in his grave"...
Umbridge reminds you, you must not tell lies
If you cast a defense spell
Umbridge raises Hell!

Umbridge protects us, she's out on the prowl
She stands fast and will not budge;
She supports Cornelius Fudge...
Umbridge will stop you, if you're out of line
Hair bow black and sweaters pink--
Don't you dare to think!

Brush Up Your Magnus

[mstrhypno.livejournal.com]

(tune:Brush Up Your Shakespeare from Kiss Me, Kate)

Brush Up your Magnus,
start quoting him now,
Brush Up your Magnus
and the witches you will wow

With a simple Lumnos in an utterance
you will give the all the others their comeuppance
so Brush Up your Magnus
and they'll all kow-tow!

Just a start, you understand...

Lee Darrow, C.H.