Without Question, If There's A Hell I'm Goin'

[filkertom]

And now, Carol Hall does J. K. Rowling:

HOGWARTS!
Has a Horcrux in it!
(Voldemort carved up his soul!)

HOGWARTS!
Has a Horcrux in it!
(Voldemort carved up his soul!)

Tom Marvolo Riddle tried to dodge the day he died,
He'd murder folks and use their energy...
To save his hide!

Which is probably all we really need. No record yet of any of the words to "Nothing Dursley Goin' On".

Comments

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

Umbridge will get you, if you don't look out.
Umbridge says "You must behave,
You-Know-Who is in his grave"...
Umbridge reminds you, you must not tell lies
If you cast a defense spell
Umbridge raises Hell!

Umbridge protects us, she's out on the prowl
She stands fast and will not budge;
She supports Cornelius Fudge...
Umbridge will stop you, if you're out of line
Hair bow black and sweaters pink--
Don't you dare to think!

Brush Up Your Magnus

[mstrhypno.livejournal.com]

(tune:Brush Up Your Shakespeare from Kiss Me, Kate)

Brush Up your Magnus,
start quoting him now,
Brush Up your Magnus
and the witches you will wow

With a simple Lumnos in an utterance
you will give the all the others their comeuppance
so Brush Up your Magnus
and they'll all kow-tow!

Just a start, you understand...

Lee Darrow, C.H.