Luff Da Jägers, Luff Da Jägers

[filkertom]

Vott's not to luff, shmott guy?

It's a Jäger kinda day. Find a line, a quotation, something from a book or movie or song or TV show, anything, and translate it to Jäger. Something like, oh, I dunno -- "Frentz! Rromanz! Kontrrymon! GIMME dot ear if hyu ain't gon' hyuz it!"

ETA:

• "Vill zomevhun ged zis big volkink KAWPET ouda my vhay!?"
• Londo Mollari in Dune: "Vir iss de mind-killah."
• "Hy know vhot hyu iss tinking. 'Did he shoot zix, or vive?' Vell, tell de troot, iss so much noize unt shtuff I los' track. But zis is a .44 Maknum, zhe biggezd-ass gun in de vorlt. Blow hyu head out from unda hyu hat. Zo you gotta ax hyuzelf: Duz hyu feel lokky? Vell, duz hyu, shmott guy?"
• It vasn' de playnz got him. It vas fallink all dot vay unt shplat."

Comments

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

Hyu kip hyuzing dot vord. Hy do not tink hyu hyuzin' it right.

[wildcard9.livejournal.com]

Oh, that one is a MAJOR win!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

God, now I want to try and translate the whole Battle of Wits, which I'm reluctant to do, because it would hurt.

because I have an 80 pg report to format...

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

I did THIS (http://snobahr.livejournal.com/614187.html), instead.

Re: because I have an 80 pg report to format...

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

That hurt to read. I can't imagine how it felt to write it. I dofz me hat to youz. After Iz pickz me ass off de floor werez Iz dropz it.

Re: because I have an 80 pg report to format...

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

"... zo no choozink my drinky."

Dot iss, like, amazink.

[darkwolf69.livejournal.com]

Makbet: "Iz dot ein dagger hyu got dere?"

Damen Makbet: "Ja, and hyu schtick it in dot putz in de odder rhum, or I schtick it in hyu back!"

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

From ze Heinlein: "Dere ain't no zuch 'ting az a free lunch. Unlez youz takes it from sombody ELZE!"

[eleri.livejournal.com]

I suddenly had the urge to translate the Numbers into Jager...but my Jagerspeak is weak.

Hy am not a crook!

[randwolf.livejournal.com]

--

[ravenclaw-eric.livejournal.com]

"Mein name iss Inigo Montoya! Hyu killt mein vater. Prepare to be TORN INTO LITTLE BITTY PEECEZ UND BURIET ALIFFE!"

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

Hy like dese calm leedle moments before de shtorm. It reminds me uf Beethoven. Can hyu hear it? It's like ven hyu pot you head to de grass und hyu can hear de growin' und hyu can hear de insects. Do hyu like Beethoven?

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

And now, for something completely different.

Von don't simply vok inta Mordor. Von goes in vit tanks und auliphants und derigibles und big, heavy rocks und angry yappydogs.

Luke. Hy em hyu fodder.

Klytus, Hy em bored. Vot leetle playt'ink hyu gotz for me, today?

Do vot hyu vant 'cos a pirate iz free... Hyu iz a pirate! Yarr-harr, fiddle-ee-dee... beink a pirate iz just fine mit me! Vaay, anker!

Vonderpets, Vonderpets, ve is on our vay / To help a klank in trobble und save de day / Ve not too big und ve not too schmott / Und ven ve vorks togedder, it all falls apart!

[lizreay.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU!!! Now it's in my head again!!!!

Do what you want cuz a pirate is freeee..... Augh!!!!

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well... that's my job.

[skemono.livejournal.com]

Dis... iz my BOOM-SCHTICK!

inspired by your userpic. The pic-part.

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

I zee dead pipples. Oh, wait... I made 'em dead.

[camric.livejournal.com]

Hy'll be bok.
Hmmm, already translated in the original. Is the Governator really a Jäger?

[salkryn.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen him wearing a hat, so the evidence is against it.

[lizreay.livejournal.com]

Now hyu vil let us in. Ve don' want hyu poor or hyu hongry-peeplz. Ve don' want hyu tired und sick. Itz hyur slimy nesty peeplz ve claim. Itz hyur evil dat ve vill seek. Vit evry breath, ve hunt zem down. Each day, ve spill deyr blood til it rains from down skies.

Dun kill. (Vell, mebbe leetle killink, if zey needs it.) Dun rape. Dun steal. Zeez are prinzpulz vich evry men ov evry faith ken embraze. Dey'z not polite zuggestionz. Dey'z codes uv beink, und dose uv hyu dat ignore zem vil die in mezzy, mezzy vays.

Zere varying degreez uv evil. Ve urge hyu lezzer nesty-guyz no push de bounz und cross over to true nesty-slimynez, into our domain. Bot, if hyu do, von day hyu vil look behin huy und hyu vil zee ve tree, und on zat day, hyu vil reap it. Und ve vil zend hyu to vatever Got hyu vish.

Und zhepards ve vil be, fur ze mein Jaegerkin fur ze, power duz des..dez...com dun frum zy hand, zat our feets may carry zy command fast-like, und teeming vit souls zhall it ever be.

Im Namen des Vaters, Sohn, und heiliger Geist.

--Mechanicsburg Saints, final speech

(I was orignally just going to do the prayer, but I got carried away... for some reason, I can easily see Dimo making this kind of speech.)

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Do vhot hyu vont. Unt trry not to hoit anybotty.

[lizreay.livejournal.com]

It came up on my playlist, so I had to:

Hy belief in miracles, sveethot, sinz hyu came along
Hyu sexzy t'ing!
Hy belief in miracles... Vere hyu from?
Hyu sexzy t'ing?

[ladymer.livejournal.com]

"Vho em Hy? Hy'm Suzan Ivanova. Communder. Daughter uf Undre und Sophie Ivanov. Hy em de right hund uf vengeance und de boot dot iz gon to keeck you sorry ass all de vay beck to Earth, sveethot. Hy em death incarnate, und de lasht livink ting dot hyu're ever gon to see. Miz Agatha sent me."

[fractalwolf.livejournal.com]

*laugh* I can /totally/ imagine that!

[skully01.livejournal.com]

Ivanova isht alvays right. I vill listen to Ivanova. I vill not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova isht GOTT.

That's it!

[ladymer.livejournal.com]

Let's do Babylon 5 with an all-Jäger cast!

"They vere de bad guys, as hyu say, ve vere de goot guys. Und dey made a very satisfyink dumpy zound ven dey hit de floor."

"Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."

"Hy vas doink fine until hyu showed op vit dot .. ting in hund."
"It's a Minbari fightink shtick, several hundred years old. Hyu are jusht jealous because hyu don't hef vun. Bad case uf shtickal envy, if hyu ask me."

Re: That's it!

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Vat do hyu VANT, hyu moonfaced assassin of joy!

Oh, wait. That's the untranslated version...
.
.
.
Trying again.

"Vat do I vant? I vant to seez ur hedz on a pike, az a varnink for za next TEN Generations zat som tings haf too big of a price that dem nasty black slaver wasps gonna be askin' for. I vant to looks up in yer dead little eyeholez und givez hyu a wave, like dis! *waves* Hyu think hyu can be doin' that for me, Herr Shmart Guy?"

[zibblsnrt.livejournal.com]

The Londo reference got me picturing Kosh speaking in Jägerese.

*Vorlonnoises* "...Goot!"

[skully01.livejournal.com]

Der avalanche hash shtarted, shmot guy. It ist too late for der pebbles to vote.

[bryanp.livejournal.com]

Vot ve haff here isht a fail-hure to kommhunicayt!

Egad. The idea of an all-Jager Cool Hand Luke is just too terrifying.

[min0taur.livejournal.com]

Schvamp Ting! Hyu mek my hurt zing!
Hyu mek effer'ting GROOF-hee! Schvamp Ting!
Schvamp Ting, I tink I LUFF hyu ...

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Hyu dutty rat.

"Swamp Thing in the way he moves,
Attracts me like no other fungus,
Swamp Thing in the way he oozes...."

[msminlr.livejournal.com]

Hyu iz gonna nidd uh bigga boaht!

Forvaard mumenntumm!

tinks falz apaht. der centerz kannt huld.

[capplor.livejournal.com]

...
unt hwat ruff beazt, krawlz off tuwardz Bethlehem to beez born

(be kind; I've never jaegered before)

[dbcooper.livejournal.com]

Bekoz I could not shtop for Death,
He kindly shtopped for me;
Ze carriage held but just us two
Und Immortality.

Ve shlowly drove, not all dat kvik
Und I had put away
My vorkin', and my fun times too,
So he could chat mit me.

Ve passed zis school vere kinder played,
Zeir learnings over vit;
Ve passed ze fields uff shtalks of grain,
Ve passed ze sun, vhich set.

Ve shtopped at zis old haus zat seemed
A pimple of ze grrrrround;
Ze roof you couldn't hardly zee.
Ze frame vas but a mound.

Since den iss ben avhile; but each
Feels shorter zan ze day
I caught on zat ze horse's heads
Vere facing ze wrong vay.

Frum Shtah Trek, de nixt pipples

[capplor.livejournal.com]

1-How hyu know de lady liks hyu?

2-She t'rows lahge heavy shtof, lik tables und tuls und vepons und ... shtof.

1-Und hyu rids potri dis hole time?

2-ja, while duckin' t'rown shtof.

1-Sonds gut. Vere hi signs op?

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

Do hyu know vot happenz to a toady vhen it getz shtruck by lightnen? De same ting vot happenz to everyting elze.

[sylverwolfe.livejournal.com]

Dese pipple has had deyre blood draint to feed de vampyre. Dey've becomme kanibolistik GHULS. Hyu has TAKEN de lecture?

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Ve izt hunnert und nein mailz vhrumm Zhikago. Ve haff fool tank petrol, haffenpak zigarrettes, izt Schwarzenouten, undt ve verring der Raybanz.

Hittit.

[copperhamster.livejournal.com]

Ve izt onza mizzion from Gott.

[dornbeast.livejournal.com]

Hy likes de schmell uff napalm in de mornin'. It schmells like victory.

[thatcrazycajun.livejournal.com]

"Uff all der biergartens in all der vurld, she gotts to come schleppink into mine."

"Nuke dem frum orbit; iss der only vay to be shure!"

"Ach, dot iss Mos Eisley. An' hyu ain't never gonna find no more rrratchet hive uff scum und villainy! Und dey serve goot schnapps, too."

[it-aint-easy.livejournal.com]

Vi'll alvays hef Paris. Ve ditnt hef, ve losht it until hyu comes to Casablanca

Louis, hy tink dis iz da shtart of a bootiful frien-ship.