Luff Da Jägers, Luff Da Jägers

[filkertom]

Vott's not to luff, shmott guy?

It's a Jäger kinda day. Find a line, a quotation, something from a book or movie or song or TV show, anything, and translate it to Jäger. Something like, oh, I dunno -- "Frentz! Rromanz! Kontrrymon! GIMME dot ear if hyu ain't gon' hyuz it!"

ETA:

• "Vill zomevhun ged zis big volkink KAWPET ouda my vhay!?"
• Londo Mollari in Dune: "Vir iss de mind-killah."
• "Hy know vhot hyu iss tinking. 'Did he shoot zix, or vive?' Vell, tell de troot, iss so much noize unt shtuff I los' track. But zis is a .44 Maknum, zhe biggezd-ass gun in de vorlt. Blow hyu head out from unda hyu hat. Zo you gotta ax hyuzelf: Duz hyu feel lokky? Vell, duz hyu, shmott guy?"
• It vasn' de playnz got him. It vas fallink all dot vay unt shplat."

Comments

[ladymer.livejournal.com]

"Vho em Hy? Hy'm Suzan Ivanova. Communder. Daughter uf Undre und Sophie Ivanov. Hy em de right hund uf vengeance und de boot dot iz gon to keeck you sorry ass all de vay beck to Earth, sveethot. Hy em death incarnate, und de lasht livink ting dot hyu're ever gon to see. Miz Agatha sent me."

[fractalwolf.livejournal.com]

*laugh* I can /totally/ imagine that!

[skully01.livejournal.com]

Ivanova isht alvays right. I vill listen to Ivanova. I vill not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova isht GOTT.

That's it!

[ladymer.livejournal.com]

Let's do Babylon 5 with an all-Jäger cast!

"They vere de bad guys, as hyu say, ve vere de goot guys. Und dey made a very satisfyink dumpy zound ven dey hit de floor."

"Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."

"Hy vas doink fine until hyu showed op vit dot .. ting in hund."
"It's a Minbari fightink shtick, several hundred years old. Hyu are jusht jealous because hyu don't hef vun. Bad case uf shtickal envy, if hyu ask me."

Re: That's it!

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Vat do hyu VANT, hyu moonfaced assassin of joy!

Oh, wait. That's the untranslated version...
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Trying again.

"Vat do I vant? I vant to seez ur hedz on a pike, az a varnink for za next TEN Generations zat som tings haf too big of a price that dem nasty black slaver wasps gonna be askin' for. I vant to looks up in yer dead little eyeholez und givez hyu a wave, like dis! *waves* Hyu think hyu can be doin' that for me, Herr Shmart Guy?"