Spam of the Week

[filkertom]

From "Pantalon Thai". Subject: "Thai Pants".

I had to open it.

And I found:

Hello,
We offer you a selection of offers on our trousers and skirts made in Europe for an exceptional quality control and manufacturing ethics which stands against child labour.
Visit our official website hxxp://www.pantalonthai.com/eng/index.htm for a presentation of photographs and instructions on how to wear Thai Pants.
Pregnant women have found the ideal pants. Save 24 Euros buying 3 pants.

Pants for home
the beach
pregnancy
relaxation
yoga
massage
sport
night

We are also looking for stores and professionals to distribute our products in Europe. All Thai Pants and skirts selling points are refereed on our official webpage in this
section hxxp://www.pantalonthai.com/eng/pdvworld.htm
Do not hesitate to contact us contact @ pantalonthai .com for more information. We will answer to you straightaway.

Best regards,
Sarl Pantalon Thai
hxxp://www.pantalonthai.com/eng/index.htm

If you do not want to receive more email from us, click on the link below:
hxxp://www.pantalonthai.com/eng/unsubscribe.htm

(Web addresses xx'd out so that you don't think I want you should click on 'em.)

You got anything good?

Comments

[ohari.livejournal.com]

I had one yesterday from my Colon. I didn't even know it had Internet access, much less its own e-mail address.
Made me kinda nervous, really, so I just deleted it.

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

That was Republican Spam, telling you to vote McCain.

It was from General Colon Bowell.

[jss]

You mean they're not Thai pants made in Thailand?

Maybe they're trousers for or by Col. Saul instead ("Tigh Pants")?

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps they're made for Mal Reynolds, "Cap'n' Tight Pants"?

[capplor.livejournal.com]

Engrish seems to be not first there language.

[jss]

Ewe two kan lern too spel. An speek good.

[amazingadrian.livejournal.com]

Huked on fawnix

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

Aha! I now have you by the short rabbits and will take you by force to our gynecologist for a thorough extermination!

[amazingadrian.livejournal.com]

Oh noes!

[jss]

"O nose"?

[wormquartet.livejournal.com]

Odd. Kim recently decided to visit, for no reason, pants.com, a squatter site which claims to be "helping you find better pants, slacks, jeans, and slacks."

-=ShoEboX=-

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

What, no trousers?

[salkryn.livejournal.com]

I got an e-mail a couple weeks ago with the subject line of "Devastating Tsunami Kills Thousands in Japan." Upon reading the actual mail, it simply said "We have proof of your crimes" with a link which I decided would be too unsafe to click on. Still, it made me wonder: how could they possibly know about my earthquake generator?

[capplor.livejournal.com]

AH Ha! You are the creator of "earthquake pills!"

earthquake pills

[scotttheobtuse.livejournal.com]

no, Nicola Tesla was...I still think the men in black have his scalar resonance machine....

[hiddenkrypt.livejournal.com]

Tom, I just read that whole thing in the Powerthirst/BRAWNDO voice. Hilarious.