Ahhh, The Spam Of It All

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From: The Most important email you will ever get
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What's in your "Most important email you will ever get" box today?

Comments

[sunfell.livejournal.com]

Tiger Direct is flogging a nice dual core HP notebook for $599. Kinda nice notebook, actually, as are their $150 Acer 22" monitors.

I seem to have some world-class spam filters, thank Comcast...

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

"Magical Orgasm Vibrator - 69 Seconds To Heaven‏"

[batyatoon]

My favorite spam email subject line ever has still got to be "Aliens abducted by Michael Jackson."

[purpleranger.livejournal.com]

I don't know -- I tend to delete that stuff without even reading it.

[joshuwain.livejournal.com]

Ahhh... It brings back memories of the days before really strict spam filters and the desire to MiST the living daylights out of annoying emails like this one! :)

[bryanp.livejournal.com]

I'm still getting 3-400 viagra spam a day. I have to wonder what they know that I don't know. The best one lately has been "You anymore never know shame before her! Hello!"

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

Actual spam? I haven't the foggiest. Between Postfix's ruleset and Bogofilter, 99.44% of it Goes Away.

Requested email? REI is having a sale. If I get time in the morning I may go check it out. I could use some glove liners, and maybe some silk long johns. Gotta stay warm on those long rides nine months out of the year. (See icon.)

[smparadox.livejournal.com]

The only one to make it into my Inbox was another work-from-home scam. Kinda prosaic, actually...

[markbernstein.livejournal.com]

It's hard to say what a lot of my spam is about. It seems like most of the messages that get through to my GMail spam box these days are in Cyrillic.

[skylarker.livejournal.com]

I didn't actually look that closely, but the latest was from the 'Viagra Official Site.' Maybe they were selling Viagra Officials?

[skemono.livejournal.com]

I got one a couple days ago whose header started "We're too lazy to change our message every day". I liked that so much I kept it for a while rather than just deleting it.

[cscottd.livejournal.com]

Nothing of note in my Inbox, but this is in my Junk folder:

"Even if your finances sing romances you can still seem rich."

[alverant.livejournal.com]

I found this on You Tube. Door to Door Spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvdSNVl723c)