Why Isn't Cheney Involved? Oh Yeah, We've Already Got Enough Dicks

unclelumpy points out this... lessee, what's the right word? Asinine? Moronic? Wish-fulfilling? Jingoistic? Pathetic little fantasy featuring Sean "If I Only Had A Brain" Hannity, G. Gordon "A Heart" Liddy, and Oliver "Da Noive" North as leaders of "an underground group of bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives" trying to thwart Usama bin Laden in 2021.

Words do not fail me, by any means, but half of them are basically just hearty, derisive laughter, and most of the rest frankly have to do with the delusions, sociopathy, and penis sizes of these flakes. Except for my lament that Larry Elmore, an artist I like and respect, did the cover. Sigh.

Ohhh, I Need Me A BUNCH O' These

I Park Like An Idiot bumper stickers. Easily removable by the offending party, but Ye Point Gets Across.

Dear God, I Didn't Know

They're remaking Fun With Dick And Jane.

With Jim Carrey.

And Tea Leoni.

















WHY!?!?!?

(If you really want the link, you can find it yourself. I'm not givin' 'em the hits.)

GAYSROK

No matter what the Utah DMV says.