GHOST RIDER Teaser Trailer

Stream here or download here (about 6 MB). You need Quicktime 7, which is still in beta ("public preview") for Windows, but it's running fine on my machine.

They Never, Ever Learn, Do They?

Congratulations to Australia for facilitating software piracy by creating an underground market for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. And as well for demonstrating that, truly, sex is more dangerous and soul-crippling than rampant violence.

The 2005 Bulwer-Lytton Winner

As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual.

-- Dan McKay, Fargo, ND

More here.

HAPPILY N'EVER AFTER Teaser Trailer

Whole lotta fairy tales goin' on.